Just some funny stuff....
Alright so I just remembered this happening and I find it hilarious. A couple days ago I watched Lord of the Rings 3 and in it one of the orcs says "fire at will" and my mom says "awe poor guy they always pick on poor will"...it was hilarious but I guess you had to be there. Oh and for my funny joke that nobody is going to get.....There is this rope and it enters this bar but the bar has a huge sign on the front that says "no ropes allowed" well the rope enters anyway and gets a beer and starts drinking it, The bartender comes up to him and says "are you a rope" and the rope says "nope I'm not a rope" and the bartender says "well you look like a rope to me" and throws him out of the bar. He comes back about fifteen minutes later and the same thing happens so he tries to think of a way to "disguise" himself...well he ties himself in a knot and ruffles his top and enters the bar, and buys another drink. The bartender comes over to him again and says "are you a rope" and the rope says "nope I'm a frayed knot"....afraid not..get it?!LOL! Ha!