Title: Handful of Dust
Rating: 18, warnings for non/dub con
Words: 2,380
Summary: Merlin episode 5x06. Morgana/Gwen. In the Dark Tower, Gwen learns.

I don't know what happened. I watched that episode, then I wrote this. cienna beta'd. Blame her.

( It's beautiful, the way she screams. )

Be not afraid misled by the icon. This is an Uther/Gaius fic, because it was necessary.

Title: Not Made to Die
Rating: R
Word count: 1,575
Summary: Post episode 4x3. Uther/Gaius.

Now with added beta by cienna.

( Gaius remembers this. )

This would be my reaction to the Merlin season 3 premiere I went to see last Sunday at the BFI. It would be, if I hadn't already had the idea before seeing it. As such, possibly spoilers for series 3 eps 1&2, but not really ( Read more... )

Point 1) I have a speech to give in Japanese tomorrow that I still haven't written. LALALA I'm just glad my Japanese-bullshitting skills are up to par ( Read more... )

This was my attempt to prove to myself I could still write short-fic. I think I proved myself incapable.

Title: The History of Two Conversations (On Paper)
Rating: Not for kids! 15-ish stuff herein.
Words: 11,114 (Yah. Short, my arse.)
Summary: Arthur/Merlin. Books are defaced. But it's all for a good cause. Really ( Read more... )

Mostly I have spent the day listening to my boss bitching on the phone. This is more fun than it sounds ( Read more... )

For the lols, please find below the fic I wrote at half past one this morning after drinking an obscene amount of alcohol. I really am impressed by my ability to write coherant sentences in that state. It was written for cienna, who thought it should be shared. Aha.

Title: And This Advent
Rating: R
Words: 1,134
Summary: Arthur/Merlin PWP. Again. Well, ( Read more... )

I survived the Land of No Internets with more-or-less no pain, but vast vast vast amounts of cava(/baileys/beer/champagne/wine/someone even got me to drink cheap-arse Asti somewhere in there). I confused family members by typing away on baby!computer everywhere and anywhere when I got the chance and then giving them oblique answers to their ( Read more... )

I have yet to do any Christmas shopping. How much do I fail at life! But I did buy myself a mini!computer, pretty much for the sole purpose of writing fic. Because I am that weird. I am really very enamoured with its mininess and its cuteness and its ability to be smaller than my actual notebook. I used it on the train this morning and was most ( Read more... )

Hi.

thehoyden: DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR SNEAKY, EVIL PLANS TO GET ME TO WRITE RPS! GOING THROUGH JEN IS CLEARLY NOT FAIR BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO SAY NO! NAUGHTY!!In other news, I have been productive lately. Although this is not really productiveness. This is crack. It has no purpose, except to make me laugh. And why is it that my ( Read more... )