thus spracht officethrusta
OFFICESPEAK: "Means, must assured them is health"
OFFICESPEAK: "You want to assured parents that is good"
IE: What we want you to do is *assure* the customer that this product offers healthy nutrition.
BOSSPEAK TEASER: "We don't want its to be too PREMEASURED"?
MEANING: Er? ____(I wouldn't like to say)___
BOSSPEAK TEASER: "Some of the babies that is PRESMEASURED"?
OH, PERHAPS THEY MEAN: "Premature"?
OFFICESPEAK: "Means must needs to rephrased it"
CONISISTENT IN BOSSPEAK + IN EMAIL: "Can twig it? The line need twigging." (ie: Tweak)
POETIC BOSSPEAK: "To-ing and FLOWING"; "Catcher the every day to and FLOW of the street".
And so it goes. To and fro.