I think this is from the Chuck Norris fans, but it's still funny
I found this on Facebook, everyone has probably already seen it, but it's great! Read away!
Supernatural Facts
-Guns don't kill people. Dean Winchester kills people.
-There is not theory of evolution, just a list of animals John Winchester allows to live.
-Sam Winchester counted to infinity. Twice.
-Brokeback Mountain is what John Winchester calls the pile of dead demons he
leaves in his wake.
-Dean Winchester does not sleep. He waits.
-Sam Winchesters smile once brought a puppy back to life.
-The chief export of John Winchester is pain.
-Sam Winchester can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-Dean Winchester is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-John Winchester has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
-Dean Winchester is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
-Sam Winchester doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-John Winchester doesn't go hunting, John Winchester goes killing.
-Dean Winchester isn't cool, cool models itself after Dean Winchester.
-Sam Winchester got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Sam Winchester for every answer.
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects John Winchester could use to kill you, including the room itself.
-Dean Winchester died ten years ago, but no Grim Reaper can get up the courage to tell him.
-Sam Winchester can divide by zero.
-If you can see John Winchester, he can see you. If you can't see John Winchester, it's already too late.
-When Dean Winchester does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
-When Sam Winchester falls in water, Sam Winchester doesn't get wet. Water gets Sam Winchester.
-John Winchester once shot down a German plane by pointing his finger and yelling "bang."
-Dean Winchester is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Sam Winchester doesn't wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for John
Winchester.
-Dean Winchester gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Sam Winchester can slam a revolving door.
-There is no such thing as global warming. John Winchester was cold, so he turned
the sun up.
-Dean Winchester does not get frostbite. Dean Winchester bites frost.
-Sam Winchester can speak Braille.
-John Winchester can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Dean Winchester once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.
-Sam Winchester sleeps with a night light. Not because Sam Winchester is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Sam Winchester.
-John Winchesters calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools John Winchester.
-Dean Winchester was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
-Sam Winchester once finished "The Song That Never Ends."
-A man once asked John Winchester if his real name was Jonathan. John Winchester did not answer him; he simply stared at him until his head exploded.
-Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 % of germs. Dean Winchester can kill 100 % of germs whenever the f**k he wants.
-Sam Winchester can build a snowman out of rain.
-A cobra once bit John Winchester in the leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
-Superman wears Dean Winchester pajamas.
-John Winchester can drown a fish.
-Dean Winchester does not pop his collar; his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
-Ghosts are actually caused by John Winchester killing faster than death can process.
-Dean Winchester puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
-It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. John Winchester can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
-Dean Winchester has to have a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
-When Sam Winchester gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
-Dean Winchester's watch has no numbers on it, it just says, "Time to Kick Ass"
-John Winchester sold his soul to the Demon for his rugged good looks and unparalleled hunting ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, John punched the Demon in the face and took his soul back. The Demon, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
-Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Sam Winchesters computer will crash.
-Dean Winchester once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
-Sam Winchester once punched a man in the soul.
-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but John Winchester says its beef, then it's f**king beef!
-When Dean Winchester exercises, the machine gets stronger.
-Sam Winchester was offered the role of Frodo in the Lord of the Rings. He declined, saying, "Only a pu$$y would need 3 movies to destroy a piece of jewelry."
-A unicorn once kicked John Winchester. That is why they no longer exist.
-Dean Winchester does not use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
-The last digit of Pi is Sam Winchester.
-John Winchester does not play "hide and seek." He plays, "hide and pray I don't find you."
-When Dean Winchester enters a room, he doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off.
-The only time Sam Winchester was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
-When John Winchester answers the phone, he says "Go." This is not permission for you to start speaking; it is your cue to start running for your life.
-When Dean Winchester breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
-Sam Winchester is actually Jeeves from askJeeves.com
-Crop circles are John Winchesters way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lie the f**k down.
-Elvis left the building because Dean Winchester showed up and told him to get the f**k out.