Rachel: And then I come home in March. Are you excited ( Read more... )

(Mom and I are watching Cash CabBen Bailey: Immoratlized by Paul Gaugin, what tropical island a stone's throw from Bora Bora is the choice destination for well-heeled honeymooners ( Read more... )

(Mom and I are watching Engaged to Kill on LMN)

Mom, watching as the obvious ominous kidnapper ominously gets into an ominous elevator with a dude named Lester: Oh, is he going to be kidnapped?

Me: Maybe...

Mom: Yep, I called it!

Me: Mom, he's not being kidnapped, he's being stabbed repeatedly.

Mom: Oh.

Me (getting home from a night out around 2 am to find Marty asleep on the couch): Marty, are you asleep ( Read more... )