Happy talk, keep talkin happy talk

[tacotoes]

(Mom and I are watching Cash Cab)

Ben Bailey: Immoratlized by Paul Gaugin, what tropical island a stone's throw from Bora Bora is the choice destination for well-heeled honeymooners?

Mom: Bali Hai.

Me: No, Mom. It's Tahiti.

Mom: Bali Hai!

Me: No, Mom!

Cash Cab Dude: Tahiti?

Mom: Wrong!

Ben Bailey: You are correct!

Me: Mom, Bali Hai doesn't really exist.