I want to make a trailer for a Jesus Resurrection movie. Jesus rises as an evil zombie, and his former apostles must put a stop to the undead horror before all of Israel falls prey to the growing undead horror.

Mostly, I want a scene with Peter slapping one of the other disciples, "Matthew, we have to! That's not Jesus anymore!"

In 2005, Pittsburgh was unprepared for a zombie outbreak. I'll have to see if the local politicos have done anything to update our emergency response plan.

( Zombies on the Playground )

Happy Zombie Jesus day!


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Old and busted? Zombie flicks. New hotness? Zombie sheep.