Pedestal

[szellem]

Thank you for submitting your work to The Pedestal Magazine. We enjoyed reading it but regret that we cannot use it at this time.
We wish you the best of luck in placing your work elsewhere and sincerely hope that you will submit other writing to us in the future.
Best,
The Editors
I don't like it when people are too polite. Did you really

Comments

[nonbeing]

No matter what the application/submission is for, a frank and honest rejection letter would be so much more helpful to the applicant/submitter than that stupid polite bullshit. I've been applying for jobs for months now and have gotten several rejection emails (from the companies that actually decided to inform me I wasn't hired)-- and it would be a very big help to me if they actually explained to me why I didn't meet their standards... because I have obviously been doing something wrong.

[szellem]

I've had similar issues with applying for jobs in the past.
(I noticed making my resume as pompous as I could get away with seemed to help me for some reason, or it could have just been coincidental..)

[feedback_bsr]

My contribution- "Terribly Poo Magazine"

Yeeaaahhh....that'll show em o_0;

[szellem]

Not just poo, but terribly so.