Dear Spousal Unit,

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MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A RHINO--


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Five. Years.

Fiiiive yeeeears.

I've been married to the most wonderful woman on the planet for five glorious years as of today.

You know, about 3 years back we said we wanted to plan something AMAZING for our fifth anniversary... and now look at us. Time simply just ran away with us. Still, we're not complaining. We have two gorgeous children, a great ( Read more... )

One of the things I love about her is how much she avoids the internet and web-surfing. Especially at work. But sometimes she gets things from friends and needs a little explanation. For instance, take the following:

Her: What is this all about? http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/07/please-i-can-has-firefox/

Me: Ah, yes. An Image Macro. Basically ( Read more... )

Just what is love? Let us figure this out in the most scientific of manners.

Poll Love is
That's right-- SCIENCE!

Happy Birthday to my beloved partner in crime: Sharon.

Somehow, I manged to trick this gorgeous and remarkable person into marrying me and having children. Muahahahahah!

She looks too damn young for her age. What's up with that?

Anyhow, I love her and stuff. It's true. She makes me happy, and today I'll make her happy by paying attention to her-- just ( Read more... )

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I forgot to mention... A few days ago, The Shron proved (yet again) why she is, like, the best spouse in the known and unknown universe(s).

She comes home from running errands, having stopped by the FLGS* to pick up the newest issue of Knights of the Dinner Table for me, and shows me that she procured us some more Magic cards.

I think she might be ( Read more... )

Although Sharon is still waiting for her anniversary gift, she inadvertently picked me up a V-Day treat. (She forgot today is VD, you see, which I found to be totally adorable.) Anyhow, the local Metropolitan Market sells pricey cheeses in tiny bits... and I got some! YAY ( Read more... )