Warning: This is super long and super packed full of Jatey goodness. I mean, it's seriously creepy how much Jate I put into this one post. The only possible outcome of reading this entire post is for your brain to overload and then come out a Jate mush pile.
But, Jate mush piles are fun so... click the cut.
I dare you.
(
Because I am REELLY bored )