Stuff on my mind:

Mar 01, 2008 14:30

1. i remembered why I don't go into the town centre on a saturday. It's not because I'm massively hungover usually, it's because it's fucking bedlam. Your pushchair is not a weapon! It's supposed to contain the most important thing in your life, do you really want to use it to try and take out eleven stone women who could do some serious damage ( Read more... )

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sweet_blindness March 1 2008, 15:23:19 UTC
Separate genre my eye! The only difference is that Craid david isn't involved, and we are all poorer for that.

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sweet_blindness March 1 2008, 15:29:37 UTC
He removed his beard and was thus stripped of his powers. Plus Bo selector ruined his life and all that.

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biggster March 2 2008, 09:55:07 UTC
Ewwwwwwww... Blake Sennett and Winona Ryder are getting married.

Have you wished Jugs a happy mother's day?

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sweet_blindness March 2 2008, 10:36:54 UTC
I recieved a forwarded email off jugs today - as in the response from someone else to an email she sent them. HOWEVER she didn't factor in that her initial email pasted on, in which she slagged me off. HAPPY FUCKING MOTHER'S DAY JUGS! GOOD TO KNOW I'M A TWAT.

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biggster March 2 2008, 22:15:29 UTC
Oh, Jugs. What did she say about you?

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magic_treehouse March 2 2008, 18:22:16 UTC
As far as I can tell the only difference between Bassline and Garage is that Baseline requires having a huge cock that features in a sex tape which flies around the nternet. Evdence = Basshunter. For this I think you should be thankfl that Craig David *isn't* involved.

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sweet_blindness March 2 2008, 19:32:24 UTC
I know nothing about this!! You obviously frequent different websites to me, mr oakes. However! I am now investigating!

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sweet_blindness March 2 2008, 19:36:01 UTC
Wikipedia reports nothing about his cock, but they do catagorise him as 'house'. And he has tourettes!!

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magic_treehouse March 3 2008, 13:09:38 UTC
Tourettes and a huge cock. What's not to love? Alas, I did not see the tape for myself, I just remember reading about it a lot when the song came out. It does exist though!

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