Stuff on my mind:
1. i remembered why I don't go into the town centre on a saturday. It's not because I'm massively hungover usually, it's because it's fucking bedlam. Your pushchair is not a weapon! It's supposed to contain the most important thing in your life, do you really want to use it to try and take out eleven stone women who could do some serious damage when they land on mummy's little darling?
2. I bought jeans today. I have not bought a pair of trousers for at least 5 years and am now too scared to try them on.
3. Why are there absolutely no good contestants on this year's american idol, despite there seemingly being at least 76 of them?
4. Why is UK garage now called bassline? is it because there's that stupid noise deep in the mix of every track, honking away?
5. Dear staff of McDonalds, Preston: Rudeness begets rudeness. if you shout at me for being in the 'wrong queue' (huh???!!! there's one queue! Why can't I be in it??) i will then go back to my place of work and be rude to people, who will then go home and batter their kids. Be nice. I know you have a shitty job, but...suck it the fuck up! there was Only One Queue!!
6. I am today making shepherds pie, an enormous one, with sweet potato in the mash and parsnips in the filling. I am also making a chilli, an enormous one. Both of these I shall freeze and share with local orphans. Or stuff my face with during the week, whichever.
2. I bought jeans today. I have not bought a pair of trousers for at least 5 years and am now too scared to try them on.
3. Why are there absolutely no good contestants on this year's american idol, despite there seemingly being at least 76 of them?
4. Why is UK garage now called bassline? is it because there's that stupid noise deep in the mix of every track, honking away?
5. Dear staff of McDonalds, Preston: Rudeness begets rudeness. if you shout at me for being in the 'wrong queue' (huh???!!! there's one queue! Why can't I be in it??) i will then go back to my place of work and be rude to people, who will then go home and batter their kids. Be nice. I know you have a shitty job, but...suck it the fuck up! there was Only One Queue!!
6. I am today making shepherds pie, an enormous one, with sweet potato in the mash and parsnips in the filling. I am also making a chilli, an enormous one. Both of these I shall freeze and share with local orphans. Or stuff my face with during the week, whichever.