Stuff on my mind:

[sweet_blindness]

1. i remembered why I don't go into the town centre on a saturday. It's not because I'm massively hungover usually, it's because it's fucking bedlam. Your pushchair is not a weapon! It's supposed to contain the most important thing in your life, do you really want to use it to try and take out eleven stone women who could do some serious damage

Comments

[magic_treehouse]

As far as I can tell the only difference between Bassline and Garage is that Baseline requires having a huge cock that features in a sex tape which flies around the nternet. Evdence = Basshunter. For this I think you should be thankfl that Craig David *isn't* involved.

[sweet_blindness]

I know nothing about this!! You obviously frequent different websites to me, mr oakes. However! I am now investigating!

[sweet_blindness]

Wikipedia reports nothing about his cock, but they do catagorise him as 'house'. And he has tourettes!!

[magic_treehouse]

Tourettes and a huge cock. What's not to love? Alas, I did not see the tape for myself, I just remember reading about it a lot when the song came out. It does exist though!

[sweet_blindness]

It's actually massive! The photos were inevitably easy to find!