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Lunch - Friday 7/13
Guud murneeng stoodents! It's Freedey vheech meuns...vell, it meuns it'll be-a tvu deys beffure-a I see-a yuoo egeeen! Thet's ectooelly keend ooff sed.
Tudey's Menoo:
-Mecurunee und Cheese-a
-Green Beuns
-Seled
-Jellu
[I know it's in the wrong place. I meant it like that...really.] -
OOC - Thank you!
I just want to say thank you to everyone who participated in the cupcake plot this past week! I had fun watching you all act nuts. Hope you had fun too! Any cupcakes the Chef puts out from now on will be safe...ish. -
OOC - Attn: Home Ec Students!
I'm putting up this post so y'all can let me know what you want to 'make' for lunch next week for your guys' mid-term. The Chef has mad skillz and a well stocked kitchen so I have no limitation of what you want to make. Uh, but no soylent green or anything else made of people. Other than zombiesSo I'm gonna put up some OCD threads and you can ping ( Read more... ) -
OOC
Hey! Sorry about the lack of postage today. I spent the night at a place that I thought had internet connection and it didn't. Which sucked.
Anyways, sorry again! -
OOC
I am soooooo sorry about the lack of Chef the past two days. I have no excuse except for that I'm an idiot and I slept in till two. But now that work starts tomorrow I shall be up bright and early.
Again, sorry about that. Look at the icon, that's his sorry face. -
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Das Schnitzel had kicked the Chef out of their rooms today. She had bowls of snacks and a bottle of peach schnapps on the table. She pulled out a bottle of whiskey for her own use. Jerry Springer was playing on the TV but there was also a pile of good ol' fashioned chick flicks on top of it. ((OOC: Chick flicks! I crack myself up ( Read more... ) -
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Das Schnitzel stops the Chef while he was searching for his hat. In her beak she is holding the new hat Marty had given him and the carnation that Pheobe left. He takes off the black hat that Hamlet, that nice fellow, let him borrow. The Chef is happy beyond belief. "Oh zee stoodents cere-a ebuoot zeeur Cheff su mooch! I veesh I cuoold geefe-a ( Read more... ) -
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Das Schnitzel comes into the kitchen carrying a letter in her beak. The Chef takes it from her and gives her a pat on the head. He sniffs the envelope.
"Ah, Kermeet!"
Indeed it was a letter from his dear friend Kermit the frog. They had met when Chef was working at a movie theater back in the 80's. Dear Chef and Das Schnitzel ( Read more... ) -
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On the second floor of the dorms a monkey is running down the hall at full speed. Following close behind it is the Swedish Chef carrying a butchers knife and behind him, clucking like a warrior woman is Das Schnitzel.
"Cume-a beck here-a yuoo munkey!" he yells -
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Ere-a yuoo ixceeted fur zee dunce-a Des Schneetzel? I knoo I em geeddy veet ixceetement und zee pruspect ooff dunceeng zee neeght evey veet yuoo!
Das Schnitzel clucks happily. She goes to a drawer and rifles around it for a bit before showing the chef...
( ...a picture of the dress she's planning to wear )