Ere-a yuoo ixceeted fur zee dunce-a Des Schneetzel? I knoo I em geeddy veet ixceetement und zee pruspect ooff dunceeng zee neeght evey veet yuoo!
Das Schnitzel clucks happily. She goes to a drawer and rifles around it for a bit before showing the chef...
Ooh yuoo veell luuk refeeshing in it my deer cheeckee! Bork Bork Bork!