fic: awful feels softer (rocknrolla, johnny/archy)
Title: Awful feels softer.
Author: swear_jar.
Rating: R. Vaguely.
Fandom: Rocknrolla.
Pairing(s)/character(s): Johnny/Archy.
Warning: Johnny’s underage in the first bit but nothing too untoward happens. Slapping and so forth.
Notes: This literally only exists to cater to my surprisingly non-pornographic (sorry, sorry D:), yet decidedly perverted whims ( Read more... )
Author: swear_jar.
Rating: R. Vaguely.
Fandom: Rocknrolla.
Pairing(s)/character(s): Johnny/Archy.
Warning: Johnny’s underage in the first bit but nothing too untoward happens. Slapping and so forth.
Notes: This literally only exists to cater to my surprisingly non-pornographic (sorry, sorry D:), yet decidedly perverted whims ( Read more... )
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"Johnny, if you've got the key, just hand it over." Archy has too much on his mind for this. He's got a court date in a couple of days and, despite the reassurance of Len's many connections, it's running him down.
"Beeeep."
M-MY HEART ;___;
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Also, could I ask what your icon is from?
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Oh, it's Liebgott from Band of Brothers.
I just noticed the icon you used to post is Mickey from Snatch <3 fucking love that movie~
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I love basically all of Guy Ritchie's films, haha.
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The only part of him that's still warm is the ear Len's yelling into.
Nice touuuuuch.
Christ, I don't know how many times I belted that boy, and none of it's sunk in.
EeEEEExcellent Lenny voice, man.
The lot they pull up in is covered in sad, half-deflated helium balloons and shattered glass
Something deeply poetic about this, bra.
A couple dressed in the remains of several dead Muppets
LOLOLOLOL IT'S LIKE BEING ON THE TOP FLOOR AT SLIMELIGHT.
an inflatable pink plastic backpack
Oh my god I used to have an orange one.
half-digested skittles
Your similes are so much better than everyone else's similes that I want to throw everyone else's into a well and piss on them.
always thought of as a dancer's walk
that's beautiful, man. I like the idea of Johnny as a ballet dancer.
panting with a matching doggish
OIC WHAT U DID THAR.
leans forward, draping himself fever warm and sticky damp over Archy in a clingy, painful hug.
HELLO PILLHEAD. Also dpirhboslhvdksvglascasca hell's tits.
but pressing his thin hips ( ... )
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I wish I was that clever, haaaa. I can't even remember where I found it, but that's apparently his age canonically. So you and Johnny Quid: good a living despite some setbacks.
Series of increasingly big :D faces go here.
Oh my god I used to have an orange one.
Hahahahahahaha, somehow I am not surprised.
Your similes are so much better than everyone else's similes that I want to throw everyone else's into a well and piss on them.
*Wins*.
HELLO PILLHEAD. Also dpirhboslhvdksvglascasca hell's tits.
YES Igotitright and also, yeah. Not many people would do that to Archy, really.
Holy fucking shit that is A) amazingly hot and B) So right, somehow. It's aspc aoslasaca I would explain but public nudity.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I am glad we apparently brainshare that, too.
Archy, Archy, Archy. He is FIFTEEN. That is perverted. you are a dirty bastard, Archy.
Hahaha, he totally did the right thing, though? CAN'T YOU SEE THAT. He was very restrained *nod*.
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Sorry about the accidental and unnecessary inclusion of wee into the conversation again.
Not many people would do that to Archy, really.
Awww but he's so sacopjaoscjaj
I am glad we apparently brainshare that, too.
Ahaha I am resigning myself slowly to the fact that if I find something hot there's a good chance you will too, and vice versa. At least it makes presents easy?
WANKING ISN'T ILLEGAL AFTER ALL.
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HURR HURR
Yeah, yeah, yeah, can’t bullshit a bullshitter.
And this right here is why they are perfect together, now and always.
more CDs than clothing inside
Hahahhaha yup.
Johnny’s standing just a hair closer than would be entirely comfortable
Of course he fucking is. Push, push, push.
Daddy’s a little unhappy with me at the moment, and everyone else seems to have gotten the idea talking to me might garner his displeasure.
VOICE. PERFECT. HOW. SO.
His fingers are digging bloodless valleys into the pale skin near Johnny’s wrist: there are needle marks on Johnny's arms.
Weird vibe of jealousy coming off that, like Archy is the only one who is allowed to damage Johnny and that includes Johnny himself. HOT.
“D-R-U-G-S. Specifically, heroin. Though you know, I’m open to new experiences and so on.”
Johnny Johnny you are a fuck-up and I sympathise entirely.
He doesn’t talk about Len like this, and it’s unsettling.
*WINCE*
Clumsy me, I tripped and fell down the stairs.* ( ... )
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HURR HURR
HUURRRRRR.
That is like Chuck Palahniuk-levels of character summary.
Pfft.
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
\o/
Query: How weird is it to hear the place you lived described as if it is the farthest from you?
Hahaha, I really had to think for a second with that, like: okay, where do English people think is forever away? Oh right, that place they sent all their deviants, otherwise known as my backyard.
AGAIN YES THIS IS SO TRUE.
He's not a fucking saint, you know. JOHNNY KEEPS PUSHING. I do love Archy quite a lot.
BITCH. PERFECT.
Turns out I feel like I've really done well when you start swearing at me, hah.
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NOT PFFT, TRUTH.
otherwise known as my backyard.
I cannot apologise enough for the nation this has left you with. ;) Otoh it does mean we ended up with all the boring people.
Turns out I feel like I've really done well when you start swearing at me, hah.
I shall remember to call you a cuntmotherfucker in the next one then.
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