fic: awful feels softer (rocknrolla, johnny/archy)
Title: Awful feels softer.
Author: swear_jar.
Rating: R. Vaguely.
Fandom: Rocknrolla.
Pairing(s)/character(s): Johnny/Archy.
Warning: Johnny’s underage in the first bit but nothing too untoward happens. Slapping and so forth.
Notes: This literally only exists to cater to my surprisingly non-pornographic (sorry, sorry D:), yet decidedly perverted whims ( Read more... )
Author: swear_jar.
Rating: R. Vaguely.
Fandom: Rocknrolla.
Pairing(s)/character(s): Johnny/Archy.
Warning: Johnny’s underage in the first bit but nothing too untoward happens. Slapping and so forth.
Notes: This literally only exists to cater to my surprisingly non-pornographic (sorry, sorry D:), yet decidedly perverted whims ( Read more... )
The only part of him that's still warm is the ear Len's yelling into.
Nice touuuuuch.
Christ, I don't know how many times I belted that boy, and none of it's sunk in.
EeEEEExcellent Lenny voice, man.
The lot they pull up in is covered in sad, half-deflated helium balloons and shattered glass
Something deeply poetic about this, bra.
A couple dressed in the remains of several dead Muppets
LOLOLOLOL IT'S LIKE BEING ON THE TOP FLOOR AT SLIMELIGHT.
an inflatable pink plastic backpack
Oh my god I used to have an orange one.
half-digested skittles
Your similes are so much better than everyone else's similes that I want to throw everyone else's into a well and piss on them.
always thought of as a dancer's walk
that's beautiful, man. I like the idea of Johnny as a ballet dancer.
panting with a matching doggish
OIC WHAT U DID THAR.
leans forward, draping himself fever warm and sticky damp over Archy in a clingy, painful hug.
HELLO PILLHEAD. Also dpirhboslhvdksvglascasca hell's tits.
but pressing his thin hips restlessly against Archy's crotch and it’s having an effect.
STRADDLE STRADDLE STRADDLE.
Johnny groans like he's being paid to put on a show
Johnny you are a dirty fucking bitch and I love you.
It's not as if he minces around in a fucking tutu, nor does he talk about his sex life in front of Johnny.
I love that brief acknowledgement that Archy is definitely a queermo but that this is irrevelant to his profession.
"Don't want to think."
Johnny in a nutshell, I think. He's the kind of intelligent that wants to be dumber than it is just to get rid of the frustration and pain of being that fucking intelligent.
Johnny laughs and licks a dark spot into the middle of Archy's thigh.
FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK. JOHNNY. HNRGH. YESSS. YOU FUCKING TOAD.
Johnny spends the rest of the car ride with a hand shoved down under his hips, pushing down and groaning every time the car takes a tight corner and Archy's grip tugs hard on his hair.
Holy fucking shit that is A) amazingly hot and B) So right, somehow. It's aspc aoslasaca I would explain but public nudity.
"Johnny there ain't no such thing as only a couple hundred pounds."
Quite so. :(
Sometimes he thinks the way Johnny grew up can't lead to anywhere good.
No shit, Archy.
Archy heads directly to the shower, thinks of Johnny as he gets himself off with the hand that’d been buried in Johnny’s hair.
Archy, Archy, Archy. He is FIFTEEN. That is perverted. you are a dirty bastard, Archy.
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I wish I was that clever, haaaa. I can't even remember where I found it, but that's apparently his age canonically. So you and Johnny Quid: good a living despite some setbacks.
Series of increasingly big :D faces go here.
Oh my god I used to have an orange one.
Hahahahahahaha, somehow I am not surprised.
Your similes are so much better than everyone else's similes that I want to throw everyone else's into a well and piss on them.
*Wins*.
HELLO PILLHEAD. Also dpirhboslhvdksvglascasca hell's tits.
YES Igotitright and also, yeah. Not many people would do that to Archy, really.
Holy fucking shit that is A) amazingly hot and B) So right, somehow. It's aspc aoslasaca I would explain but public nudity.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I am glad we apparently brainshare that, too.
Archy, Archy, Archy. He is FIFTEEN. That is perverted. you are a dirty bastard, Archy.
Hahaha, he totally did the right thing, though? CAN'T YOU SEE THAT. He was very restrained *nod*.
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Sorry about the accidental and unnecessary inclusion of wee into the conversation again.
Not many people would do that to Archy, really.
Awww but he's so sacopjaoscjaj
I am glad we apparently brainshare that, too.
Ahaha I am resigning myself slowly to the fact that if I find something hot there's a good chance you will too, and vice versa. At least it makes presents easy?
WANKING ISN'T ILLEGAL AFTER ALL.
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TRUTH.
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On the other hand, Handsome Bob still gets all wibbly because he and One Two will never get a romantic duet together bc romantic duets always have lifts and Bob weighs too much.
Hahahahahahahaaa oh god, that's adorable.
As a result, he spends even more time practicing, which pays off in the long-term. But he refuses to ever ever ever share a stage with Johnny ever again.
Ohhhh, I really love that, and allllll the Johnny using Billy stuff.
THIS IS UNFAIR, NOW I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD WRITE IT!
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