fic: awful feels softer (rocknrolla, johnny/archy)
Title: Awful feels softer.
Author: swear_jar.
Rating: R. Vaguely.
Fandom: Rocknrolla.
Pairing(s)/character(s): Johnny/Archy.
Warning: Johnny’s underage in the first bit but nothing too untoward happens. Slapping and so forth.
Notes: This literally only exists to cater to my surprisingly non-pornographic (sorry, sorry D:), yet decidedly perverted whims ( Read more... )
Author: swear_jar.
Rating: R. Vaguely.
Fandom: Rocknrolla.
Pairing(s)/character(s): Johnny/Archy.
Warning: Johnny’s underage in the first bit but nothing too untoward happens. Slapping and so forth.
Notes: This literally only exists to cater to my surprisingly non-pornographic (sorry, sorry D:), yet decidedly perverted whims ( Read more... )
The only part of him that's still warm is the ear Len's yelling into.
Nice touuuuuch.
Christ, I don't know how many times I belted that boy, and none of it's sunk in.
EeEEEExcellent Lenny voice, man.
The lot they pull up in is covered in sad, half-deflated helium balloons and shattered glass
Something deeply poetic about this, bra.
A couple dressed in the remains of several dead Muppets
LOLOLOLOL IT'S LIKE BEING ON THE TOP FLOOR AT SLIMELIGHT.
an inflatable pink plastic backpack
Oh my god I used to have an orange one.
half-digested skittles
Your similes are so much better than everyone else's similes that I want to throw everyone else's into a well and piss on them.
always thought of as a dancer's walk
that's beautiful, man. I like the idea of Johnny as a ballet dancer.
panting with a matching doggish
OIC WHAT U DID THAR.
leans forward, draping himself fever warm and sticky damp over Archy in a clingy, painful hug.
HELLO PILLHEAD. Also dpirhboslhvdksvglascasca hell's tits.
but pressing his thin hips ( ... )
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I wish I was that clever, haaaa. I can't even remember where I found it, but that's apparently his age canonically. So you and Johnny Quid: good a living despite some setbacks.
Series of increasingly big :D faces go here.
Oh my god I used to have an orange one.
Hahahahahahaha, somehow I am not surprised.
Your similes are so much better than everyone else's similes that I want to throw everyone else's into a well and piss on them.
*Wins*.
HELLO PILLHEAD. Also dpirhboslhvdksvglascasca hell's tits.
YES Igotitright and also, yeah. Not many people would do that to Archy, really.
Holy fucking shit that is A) amazingly hot and B) So right, somehow. It's aspc aoslasaca I would explain but public nudity.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I am glad we apparently brainshare that, too.
Archy, Archy, Archy. He is FIFTEEN. That is perverted. you are a dirty bastard, Archy.
Hahaha, he totally did the right thing, though? CAN'T YOU SEE THAT. He was very restrained *nod*.
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Sorry about the accidental and unnecessary inclusion of wee into the conversation again.
Not many people would do that to Archy, really.
Awww but he's so sacopjaoscjaj
I am glad we apparently brainshare that, too.
Ahaha I am resigning myself slowly to the fact that if I find something hot there's a good chance you will too, and vice versa. At least it makes presents easy?
WANKING ISN'T ILLEGAL AFTER ALL.
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TRUTH.
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On the other hand, Handsome Bob still gets all wibbly because he and One Two will never get a romantic duet together bc romantic duets always have lifts and Bob weighs too much.
Hahahahahahahaaa oh god, that's adorable.
As a result, he spends even more time practicing, which pays off in the long-term. But he refuses to ever ever ever share a stage with Johnny ever again.
Ohhhh, I really love that, and allllll the Johnny using Billy stuff.
THIS IS UNFAIR, NOW I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD WRITE IT!
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