I just thought I'd explain a dream I had last week. When I woke up I was all impressed with the weird duality and connectedness in my dream and all this nonsense, but after that faded I realized it was pretty ordinary. I still think it's funny, though ( Read more... )

So I am thirty-two years old as of yesterday!


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So today (technically, yesterday since it's the AM), I taped my part for Asexuality: The Making of a Movement, which is an in-progress feature-length documentary on asexuality ( Read more... )

I found another old work log entry that made me spit Coke out my nose. Wanted to share it with y'all. This was entered into my work log on July 3, 2005, describing a customer who was a moron.

Someone called me and informed me that she and her husband had just been in the store and accidentally left a magazine there. But the way she said it was " ( Read more... )

I was reading through my old Work Log (http://swankivy.com/writing/journals/worklog if you wanna look at some funny logs of dumb and evil bookstore customers I dealt with over the course of five years). For some reason this entry struck me as particularly funny, from April ( Read more... )

I'm slowly going through my work log from the retail years, proofreading for the new site, and I found a really funny entry from June 2004 that I want to share with you. This is my log of stupid, weird, and funny things that happened to me in the bookstore where I spent six years as a retail slave. [Explicit language ensues. Just a little ( Read more... )

I will post a Christmas entry and another present post when I finish gathering the pictures ( Read more... )

The newest "American Girl" is a 1970s nine-year-old named Julie with long straight blonde hair. Interesting.

If you don't know, American Girls is a series of popular books for kids--mainly girls, of course--and they each feature a child from a particular important period of history who shows the reader what it was like to be a young girl at that ( Read more... )

I had a couple weird dreams in the past week ( Read more... )