Jon

[suzy118]

Zodiac4Ever: best fart in 21 years today at 10:30 AM
Zodiac4Ever: best of my entire life
Zodiac4Ever: i was in the shower
Zodiac4Ever: and the water was going in and on my ass
Zodiac4Ever: and i farted but for some reason
Zodiac4Ever: there was like a delay
Zodiac4Ever: and it couldn't get out and it was stuck in my ass
Zodiac4Ever: but then the water kept gooshing and all of a sudden it was like a duck was coming out of my ass cuz I... well.. I quacked
Zodiac4Ever: u don't understand it sounded EXACTLY like donald ducks voice
Zodiac4Ever: and it was like i was farting out donalk duck coming out of my ass
Zodiac4Ever: only it wasn't just a quack..
Zodiac4Ever: it lasted 9 seconds
Zodiac4Ever: do u know how long 9 seconds in when you're quacking out of your ass cheeks/penenium?
Zodiac4Ever: it was like donald duck screaming QUAAAAAAAAACK at the top of his lungs for 9 fucking seconds
Zodiac4Ever: it was so scary and i didn't know what to do
Zodiac4Ever: never FART in the shower
Zodiac4Ever: or at least NOT when the water is directly on your ass
Zodiac4Ever: it is an abolustely horrendous act:-(