birthday
joy came over on saturday around 4.. during that time, I tried to get her to tell me what my birthday suprises were gonna be, and while I became frustrated over and over, she would not give in and just laughed in my face.. we also waited for matt's call, which didn;t come until like 6:30, and I thought he would call much earlier.. so then He says that he wants to go to wantagh lanes instead of east meadow, to which I questioned profusely, b/c east meadow was the original plan.. then he unintentionally gave up the suprise, by saying wantagh was more LENIENT with certain things.. to which I said " like bringing a cake to the bowling alley?".. and he became very mad that he let the secret get out.. and the fact that I guessed it.. so then me and joy waited nervously for stephanie to come, b/c we were planning on doing the balls trick on her and camcord the balls falling on her head.. so every car that came, we thought was stephanie, until she finally arrived and started walking up the path with a present that looked like a toilet bowl in her hands.. me and joy laughed uncontrollably as the balls trick was about to begin..
SO stephanie gets up to the door, sees me guessturing her in, and flings open the door, causing the millions of balls to come crashing down... but not on her..but, OUTSIDE... HAHAH so stephanie claims she "knew the balls trick was coming even BEFORE she came over", and saw the box anyway.. so the trick was a bust.. and I had to gather up the balls from the cold outside.. they went really far into the court.. so even though the trick was over, joy still had the camcorder on, and planned to tape stephanie throughout the night.. so we had her read "MASHES", which are phrases that me and joy make up, that don't make ANY sense, but are funny... and the game is--- IF you laugh while reading them, you get a point.. (and you DONT want points)... so we had stephanie read these MASHES while being recorded.. and she didn;t laugh at many..but she DID laugh at a couple..
Here are some examples-- "magnified anus", "gallas gawls", "a bumblebee's sexual desires", "the noise from a retard", "spike my drink, kind sir, so I can fuck you", "the secret regents that never got released", "charles portelli finally got layed", "the stories from a mount misery cab driver", " a waiter named HOSE", "Episha cut off a piece of his dick", "the stupid man who hired mr. portelli", "regents essay from 1980", "dr. giggles gave me a mammogram", "a dick that hangs from my tooth", " a creepy spider", "poisoned dreams", "portelli's g- spot".... ETC....... they are stupid, but really funny when ANYOne reads them.. especially stephanie.
sooo0o stephanie read these, while getting extrememly angry at some of them, but it was funny...during that time, mommy and daddy came home after 6 hours of buying a couch ( i didn;t even realize they were gone for that long), and they said HI to stephanie, and she had to stop reading the mashes..
THen Sara came to pick us up, and we went to applebees,and almost missed seeing matt eric and alison in dab dooms in the waiting room.. so we stayed in that inside horrible waiting area, while I kept getting the door swung open on me, and stephanie was absolutely FREEZING.. so she stayed by the heater. . so we brought one of the balls trick balls (which was a pickle ball), and played soccer with it in the little room, which wasn;t too interesting.. i think alison got mad and didn;t wanna kick it.. then Sara spilled the beans and said that Matt's new song he wrote was about eric, and there were some harsh words exchanged.. we waited for about 3 hours, in which I gave matt dirty looks, matt dropped sara's keys causing her to lose a keychain, and eric and alison looked scared and small in the corner.. were they scared of stephanie?
so they gave the name kELLY.. cuz of mrs caffrey.. and we got seated at a booth.. which was VERY good for everyone, except matt.. he was the bastard who got stuck with the dreaded END CHAIR>.. HAHAHAHA.. soo me stephanie and joy were on one side, and had A LOT OF Room... we could have fit 6 more ppl if we wanted to.. but the other side.. well.. they kept complaining about being HOT and SQUASHED.. matt said he was gonna faint, even though he had the seat not next to anyone..
during the wait, sara said she didn;t feel good... "feel my head.. am I warm?" she pondered, touching her face... Matt felt both joy and sara's heads and said "JOY was hotter".. hahahahah sara didn;t like that.. then sara said " i have a headache" .. then she was dizzy.. and finally, her stomach had a knot in it.. also, she had a toothache..and don;t forget, an elephant was in her ass.. however, she was a fantastic eater.. with the steak at least.. the SALAD part, she took home in a cute plastic container that we all punched with our hands, and she yelled at us.. me and joy shared chicken fingers.. the fingers were exquisite.. the fries, however, were BURNED and AWFUL... since stephanie's fries were good, I took some of those.. and stephanie CLEANED HER PLATE DRY, demolishing every last drip of fat..so I guess she liked her ZESty CHIck chick.. matt ate his chick, but not the fries.. eric? chicken fingers.. but not the slaw.. ALison?? even though she complains about applebees immensely, she licked up her salmon, even admitting her liking of it.. I gave everyone progress reports on their eating.. "more effort needed" " a pleasure to have at dinner" "not eating up to ability" "work is above average" "missing labs" hahahaha that was good..
during the meal, joy blew up balloons under the table, and looked like she was blowing matt under the table.. and then these balloons started coming out of nowhere.. no one even saw her blowing them up!! and we put them on the quesadilla appetizers (chicken this time, the idiot forgot the "just cheese").. then we passed the balloon around the table, and when it got to eric, he SMASHED it onto alison;s head, and her head went back and she got whiplash, and she was startled and mad and ashamed.. eric said "sorry".. she then took the balloon and threw it down, cuz she felt stupid.. stephanie then commented that it had a hair on it... then steph commented that it had sauce on it.. so joy blew up a new balloon and they all wrote a message on it.. except for eric and alison.. hmm.. they didn;t want to.. :( >:-( .. so matt's message said something about killing me?? and eric yelled at him that it was mean... sara's said something about GRINDING.. joy's said she wanted to marry me.. stephanie's said "happy birthday".. original STEPH!!
by the end of the meal, the table was a COMPLETE mess.. eaten out pickles stuck on balloons, onions hanging from straws, tomatoes slapped on stephanie's head, matt's listerine strips, KEYS, wallet, and other important things, spread out across the table, and on the dirty food.. ( he did that himself)..he also spilled his water.. matt was dropping food on sara, to which she said "the food you're eating is on me!".. matt said "what's the big deal?"...
a little later, pam's group of friends, who were sitting at the table behind us, told the waitress that it was my birthday, and they came over and rudely sang in a horrible tone.. they displayed a piece of cake, but no one wanted it.. so we gave it to pam, and one of her friends gave me the DIRTIEST look I've ever witnessed... "why DONT U want the CAKE? WHAT:S WRong WITH YOU?" she screamed.. and i was scared of her.. she then threw a knife at my head.. so pam said they would eat the cake later.. and matt said "after supper?"..
Then the check... ohhh boyy.. there was a problem.. first, we didn;t know if the cake would be billed to us, so we asked everyone around us, and the waitress assured us that it would not be counted.. alison was VERY relieved.. those 3 dollars and 29 cents - split by the 7 of us would not be paid for.. thank GOD... THen, the tip was 2 dollars short, and no one knew what happened.. matt threw his wallet on the table, and said to me " take out what I owe".. and sara said " give me 30 dollars of his money".. so I did... then sara thought alison didn;t pay, but i think she did? and Joy wound up putting in 2 extra dollars, even though stephanie said "we can just leave 10!".. so joy was in DAB DOOM for that.. and stephanie wOULD NOT GET up when we were ready to leave.. I was practically pushing her out of the booth.. I had to get out of that boiling hot restaurant.. I said farewell to pam, and we ran out, with stephanie hopping and giggling..
on to the bowling alley.. we arrived first, and saw numerous mepham ppl, including matt's brother.. and stephanie broke the news that she would not be bowling.. why?? I have no clue.. she said she would "fall asleep at the wheel if she bowled".. even though it was 2 seconds to get her car home.. oh WELL... the others arrived, and we stood in between the doorway, deciding whether to stay.. that was scary, cuz there were like hoodlums sitting in that area, and they were yelling.. I didn;t want to stay at bowling if 2 ppl were not participating in the activity.. eric also could not bowl b/c of a spliced finger in ceramics.. so, we went back and forth, and alison said " I brought my ball. I'm bowling!".. so that did it for me, and we were on our way to the counter.. we got lane 4, which is all the way to the left of the place.. it was a GREAT lane.. all secluded and a cute little area, where we could do whatever .. even though there were hicks to the right of us.. a woman in pigtails kept yelling at us about stealing her chairs.. and they were like 40 year olds trying to be 10.. so the 5 of us bowled.. I caught up to the rest pretty good, considering I had 3 frames of 0 in a row.. i ended with a 59.. matt got a good score of the 69.. the other 3 were pretty close to that..
Then we took a break, and they brought out the cake, which had mini muffins on top.. 19 of them.. it was so cute.. so we lit the candles, which were stuffed on the small cake, and almost went on fire..the hicks looked over at us while they sang and I blEW out the candles fast so that the place didn;t blow up.. then we had cake, and free water from the snackbar.. then I opened matt's trick gifts from a magic store... one of them was a snakey that popped out of a can, and it scared me.. the other one was chattering teeth that moved.. i knew sara's cake mix gift from the way it was wrapped..
the second game.. we spent most of the time dancing..well.. me joy sara and stephanie.. stephanie didn;t really dance.. she just wagged the balloon about and hit us.. and hit ON us.. they played pretty good music, and sara wanted me to grind with her.. so we blew up matt's 5 feet dick balloons, and danced with them, also hitting stephanie in the ass, and playing limbo.. joy also used it as a dick.. everyone was watching us at that point, but it didn;t matter.. matt said that his brother;s friend;s dad saw us and said that if matt's dad saw this, matt would not have the car for a week.. but he said he was jealous, and wanted to be over there with us, and was laughing.. so that;s good that he didn;t think we were crazy. so we ran around with the dick balloons some more, and the game ended.. then matt;s mom called and yelled at him, while he cried alone in the cold by the side door.. we gathered up the stuff and left.. joy wrote "happy birthday suz" on the bowling desk, and didn;t erase it.. hehehe
then sara drove us home, and joy got out of the car and said " look by ur tv", but i didn;t know what she was talking about... so then stephanie helped me carry my stuff into the house, and before i could open the door, it magically opened.. i don;t even know how.. and then I went upstairs, and noticed joy had done a scavenger hunt, and planted clues around the house, that I had to find.. it was fun running around and finding everything... and at the end, it was a card, signed by all of the hottest and greatest girls and guys in the world..
then i watched the tape of stephanie, while hysterical laughing, and then I went to sleep and dreamed that the 2nd floor by the spanish rooms hallway was pitch black, and i walked to class in the dark, and it was great..
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SO stephanie gets up to the door, sees me guessturing her in, and flings open the door, causing the millions of balls to come crashing down... but not on her..but, OUTSIDE... HAHAH so stephanie claims she "knew the balls trick was coming even BEFORE she came over", and saw the box anyway.. so the trick was a bust.. and I had to gather up the balls from the cold outside.. they went really far into the court.. so even though the trick was over, joy still had the camcorder on, and planned to tape stephanie throughout the night.. so we had her read "MASHES", which are phrases that me and joy make up, that don't make ANY sense, but are funny... and the game is--- IF you laugh while reading them, you get a point.. (and you DONT want points)... so we had stephanie read these MASHES while being recorded.. and she didn;t laugh at many..but she DID laugh at a couple..
Here are some examples-- "magnified anus", "gallas gawls", "a bumblebee's sexual desires", "the noise from a retard", "spike my drink, kind sir, so I can fuck you", "the secret regents that never got released", "charles portelli finally got layed", "the stories from a mount misery cab driver", " a waiter named HOSE", "Episha cut off a piece of his dick", "the stupid man who hired mr. portelli", "regents essay from 1980", "dr. giggles gave me a mammogram", "a dick that hangs from my tooth", " a creepy spider", "poisoned dreams", "portelli's g- spot".... ETC....... they are stupid, but really funny when ANYOne reads them.. especially stephanie.
sooo0o stephanie read these, while getting extrememly angry at some of them, but it was funny...during that time, mommy and daddy came home after 6 hours of buying a couch ( i didn;t even realize they were gone for that long), and they said HI to stephanie, and she had to stop reading the mashes..
THen Sara came to pick us up, and we went to applebees,and almost missed seeing matt eric and alison in dab dooms in the waiting room.. so we stayed in that inside horrible waiting area, while I kept getting the door swung open on me, and stephanie was absolutely FREEZING.. so she stayed by the heater. . so we brought one of the balls trick balls (which was a pickle ball), and played soccer with it in the little room, which wasn;t too interesting.. i think alison got mad and didn;t wanna kick it.. then Sara spilled the beans and said that Matt's new song he wrote was about eric, and there were some harsh words exchanged.. we waited for about 3 hours, in which I gave matt dirty looks, matt dropped sara's keys causing her to lose a keychain, and eric and alison looked scared and small in the corner.. were they scared of stephanie?
so they gave the name kELLY.. cuz of mrs caffrey.. and we got seated at a booth.. which was VERY good for everyone, except matt.. he was the bastard who got stuck with the dreaded END CHAIR>.. HAHAHAHA.. soo me stephanie and joy were on one side, and had A LOT OF Room... we could have fit 6 more ppl if we wanted to.. but the other side.. well.. they kept complaining about being HOT and SQUASHED.. matt said he was gonna faint, even though he had the seat not next to anyone..
during the wait, sara said she didn;t feel good... "feel my head.. am I warm?" she pondered, touching her face... Matt felt both joy and sara's heads and said "JOY was hotter".. hahahahah sara didn;t like that.. then sara said " i have a headache" .. then she was dizzy.. and finally, her stomach had a knot in it.. also, she had a toothache..and don;t forget, an elephant was in her ass.. however, she was a fantastic eater.. with the steak at least.. the SALAD part, she took home in a cute plastic container that we all punched with our hands, and she yelled at us.. me and joy shared chicken fingers.. the fingers were exquisite.. the fries, however, were BURNED and AWFUL... since stephanie's fries were good, I took some of those.. and stephanie CLEANED HER PLATE DRY, demolishing every last drip of fat..so I guess she liked her ZESty CHIck chick.. matt ate his chick, but not the fries.. eric? chicken fingers.. but not the slaw.. ALison?? even though she complains about applebees immensely, she licked up her salmon, even admitting her liking of it.. I gave everyone progress reports on their eating.. "more effort needed" " a pleasure to have at dinner" "not eating up to ability" "work is above average" "missing labs" hahahaha that was good..
during the meal, joy blew up balloons under the table, and looked like she was blowing matt under the table.. and then these balloons started coming out of nowhere.. no one even saw her blowing them up!! and we put them on the quesadilla appetizers (chicken this time, the idiot forgot the "just cheese").. then we passed the balloon around the table, and when it got to eric, he SMASHED it onto alison;s head, and her head went back and she got whiplash, and she was startled and mad and ashamed.. eric said "sorry".. she then took the balloon and threw it down, cuz she felt stupid.. stephanie then commented that it had a hair on it... then steph commented that it had sauce on it.. so joy blew up a new balloon and they all wrote a message on it.. except for eric and alison.. hmm.. they didn;t want to.. :( >:-( .. so matt's message said something about killing me?? and eric yelled at him that it was mean... sara's said something about GRINDING.. joy's said she wanted to marry me.. stephanie's said "happy birthday".. original STEPH!!
by the end of the meal, the table was a COMPLETE mess.. eaten out pickles stuck on balloons, onions hanging from straws, tomatoes slapped on stephanie's head, matt's listerine strips, KEYS, wallet, and other important things, spread out across the table, and on the dirty food.. ( he did that himself)..he also spilled his water.. matt was dropping food on sara, to which she said "the food you're eating is on me!".. matt said "what's the big deal?"...
a little later, pam's group of friends, who were sitting at the table behind us, told the waitress that it was my birthday, and they came over and rudely sang in a horrible tone.. they displayed a piece of cake, but no one wanted it.. so we gave it to pam, and one of her friends gave me the DIRTIEST look I've ever witnessed... "why DONT U want the CAKE? WHAT:S WRong WITH YOU?" she screamed.. and i was scared of her.. she then threw a knife at my head.. so pam said they would eat the cake later.. and matt said "after supper?"..
Then the check... ohhh boyy.. there was a problem.. first, we didn;t know if the cake would be billed to us, so we asked everyone around us, and the waitress assured us that it would not be counted.. alison was VERY relieved.. those 3 dollars and 29 cents - split by the 7 of us would not be paid for.. thank GOD... THen, the tip was 2 dollars short, and no one knew what happened.. matt threw his wallet on the table, and said to me " take out what I owe".. and sara said " give me 30 dollars of his money".. so I did... then sara thought alison didn;t pay, but i think she did? and Joy wound up putting in 2 extra dollars, even though stephanie said "we can just leave 10!".. so joy was in DAB DOOM for that.. and stephanie wOULD NOT GET up when we were ready to leave.. I was practically pushing her out of the booth.. I had to get out of that boiling hot restaurant.. I said farewell to pam, and we ran out, with stephanie hopping and giggling..
on to the bowling alley.. we arrived first, and saw numerous mepham ppl, including matt's brother.. and stephanie broke the news that she would not be bowling.. why?? I have no clue.. she said she would "fall asleep at the wheel if she bowled".. even though it was 2 seconds to get her car home.. oh WELL... the others arrived, and we stood in between the doorway, deciding whether to stay.. that was scary, cuz there were like hoodlums sitting in that area, and they were yelling.. I didn;t want to stay at bowling if 2 ppl were not participating in the activity.. eric also could not bowl b/c of a spliced finger in ceramics.. so, we went back and forth, and alison said " I brought my ball. I'm bowling!".. so that did it for me, and we were on our way to the counter.. we got lane 4, which is all the way to the left of the place.. it was a GREAT lane.. all secluded and a cute little area, where we could do whatever .. even though there were hicks to the right of us.. a woman in pigtails kept yelling at us about stealing her chairs.. and they were like 40 year olds trying to be 10.. so the 5 of us bowled.. I caught up to the rest pretty good, considering I had 3 frames of 0 in a row.. i ended with a 59.. matt got a good score of the 69.. the other 3 were pretty close to that..
Then we took a break, and they brought out the cake, which had mini muffins on top.. 19 of them.. it was so cute.. so we lit the candles, which were stuffed on the small cake, and almost went on fire..the hicks looked over at us while they sang and I blEW out the candles fast so that the place didn;t blow up.. then we had cake, and free water from the snackbar.. then I opened matt's trick gifts from a magic store... one of them was a snakey that popped out of a can, and it scared me.. the other one was chattering teeth that moved.. i knew sara's cake mix gift from the way it was wrapped..
the second game.. we spent most of the time dancing..well.. me joy sara and stephanie.. stephanie didn;t really dance.. she just wagged the balloon about and hit us.. and hit ON us.. they played pretty good music, and sara wanted me to grind with her.. so we blew up matt's 5 feet dick balloons, and danced with them, also hitting stephanie in the ass, and playing limbo.. joy also used it as a dick.. everyone was watching us at that point, but it didn;t matter.. matt said that his brother;s friend;s dad saw us and said that if matt's dad saw this, matt would not have the car for a week.. but he said he was jealous, and wanted to be over there with us, and was laughing.. so that;s good that he didn;t think we were crazy. so we ran around with the dick balloons some more, and the game ended.. then matt;s mom called and yelled at him, while he cried alone in the cold by the side door.. we gathered up the stuff and left.. joy wrote "happy birthday suz" on the bowling desk, and didn;t erase it.. hehehe
then sara drove us home, and joy got out of the car and said " look by ur tv", but i didn;t know what she was talking about... so then stephanie helped me carry my stuff into the house, and before i could open the door, it magically opened.. i don;t even know how.. and then I went upstairs, and noticed joy had done a scavenger hunt, and planted clues around the house, that I had to find.. it was fun running around and finding everything... and at the end, it was a card, signed by all of the hottest and greatest girls and guys in the world..
then i watched the tape of stephanie, while hysterical laughing, and then I went to sleep and dreamed that the 2nd floor by the spanish rooms hallway was pitch black, and i walked to class in the dark, and it was great..
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