This cold that I've had for the last 85 days* can just suck it. I am so tired of coughing up a lung. Like, my abs hurt from coughing. I sound like some sort of apoplectic barking seal. At least I'm no longer running a fever. Ugh.

*OK, it's only been 7 days. LONG ENOUGH.

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So I complained about the Castle storyline of Beckett in DC and even ( Read more... )

This is HILARIOUS.

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I have a better recipe for Beergaritas (Water? Who adds water? Just use more beer! Also, trust the fireman - even if you don't like beer, you'll like this. You can't even taste the beer ( Read more... )