That I am allowed - no, pratically required to pet my kitten's nose while she is obviously either asleep or trying to sleep ( Read more... )

So today, while working, we got a phone call from the Managing Director of the Theatre our show was just at saying "you didn't happen to pick up two black bags did you?" We replied that we believed we had not, in fact, taken black bags with us while striking, but could he describe? One, small and cute and it turned out we had it (mistaken it for ( Read more... )

So the cat is lying next to me snoring. The roomate is in her room sleepsin.

Why the hell am I not yet asleep.

*toddles off to remedy that*

Yes, ladles and jellybeans, I know am the proud possessor (briefly) of 26 packets of ketchup, with the option of approximately 30 more ( Read more... )

I'm exhausted and overtired (in a 'why hasn't mummy put me to bed yet' way) and my eyes are killing me from being open too long and it's three forty-one in the morning and I can't bloody well sleep ( Read more... )

There is someone attempting to rev a car outside my window. They have been doing this for at least twenty minutes; perhaps longer.

What was the consensus on justifiable homicide (by shoe-out-window-throwing) again?

...And now (literally as I write this) the nextelling starts too ( Read more... )

I had a french teacher in highschool, a crazy wonderful man who did splits in the middle of class and picked up a boy by his collar to show us the difference between amener and emener. He was obsessed with Sartre and passed the passion along. He always said - and often illustrated with portraits - that Sartre was a remarkably unattractive, ( Read more... )

I'd be starving ( Read more... )

"Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was the world's most unhinged lunatic. He's now dead, so that moves Ann Coulter up to first place ( Read more... )