Dominant or recessive traits and the Antichrist
This analysis sparks from a conversation I had second period with sneeze042, caitylady88, reynardelzorro, Bo and Rory. We were discussing the movie The Devil's Advocate, which I have yet to see in its entirety. Now here's your spoiler warning because I'm going to give stuff away that you may not want to know. Of course, the film came out AGES ago so if you, like me, have not seen it, leave.
Okay, I'm assuming that you guys still reading don't mind the spoileryNess of this because it's crazy funny! In the film, Keanu discovers that his mom did it with Satan. The skank. Not only that but Satan makes Keanu's wife go insane and she stabs herself. He does that because he (played by Al Pacino) wants Keanu to make babies with Keanu's half sister. See, if Keanu and Half-Sister do it they will give birth to the Antichrist because each is Half-Satan. Or something like that. I'm guessing that the half-incest will add to the evilness of the baby...or create genetic disorders. You never know. Genetics are wacky like that.
Here's where the question came up: Is the Satatic trait dominant or recessive?
I concluded that it was dominant. I mean, this is SATAN! He wouldn't have any wussy traits! No, Satanic traits would kick the asses of other traits that dared try to dominate them. It would be a chromosomal smackdown! After some argument about shared dominance we agreed that the Satanic trait would be dominant and assumed such when doing the following analysis.
sneeze042 drew Punet (Punnet?) squares to see what the chances are to have the Antichrist baby. We discovered that there was a 1 in 4 chance that Keanu and Half-Sis would have the Antichrist baby and a 1/4 chance that the baby would be normal. 1/2 chances are that the child will be a lowly half-satanic baby. We found that it would make more sense for Satan to bone his daughter (Oooo, incest! He's freakin' Satan! He's immoral by nature, why not make him incestuous as well?) because there would be a greater chance of having the Antichrist baby.
Despite the evidence we presented, caitylady88 decided that it would be best to consult a Biology teacher in the school. She also made fun of us for analyzing the whole Antichrist thing. Yeah, well, you can kiss my bum, Sully! Go play with your...cowboys! Yeah. I showed you...
In conclusion, it is really fun to over-analyze movies.
Hehe, we're awesome!
Oh yeah. And happy day of chocolate eating or whatever it is you do on this day. I plan on watching "Scrubs" later on. And having Wawa for dinner. Mmmm, hoagie goodness!
Okay, I'm assuming that you guys still reading don't mind the spoileryNess of this because it's crazy funny! In the film, Keanu discovers that his mom did it with Satan. The skank. Not only that but Satan makes Keanu's wife go insane and she stabs herself. He does that because he (played by Al Pacino) wants Keanu to make babies with Keanu's half sister. See, if Keanu and Half-Sister do it they will give birth to the Antichrist because each is Half-Satan. Or something like that. I'm guessing that the half-incest will add to the evilness of the baby...or create genetic disorders. You never know. Genetics are wacky like that.
Here's where the question came up: Is the Satatic trait dominant or recessive?
I concluded that it was dominant. I mean, this is SATAN! He wouldn't have any wussy traits! No, Satanic traits would kick the asses of other traits that dared try to dominate them. It would be a chromosomal smackdown! After some argument about shared dominance we agreed that the Satanic trait would be dominant and assumed such when doing the following analysis.
sneeze042 drew Punet (Punnet?) squares to see what the chances are to have the Antichrist baby. We discovered that there was a 1 in 4 chance that Keanu and Half-Sis would have the Antichrist baby and a 1/4 chance that the baby would be normal. 1/2 chances are that the child will be a lowly half-satanic baby. We found that it would make more sense for Satan to bone his daughter (Oooo, incest! He's freakin' Satan! He's immoral by nature, why not make him incestuous as well?) because there would be a greater chance of having the Antichrist baby.
Despite the evidence we presented, caitylady88 decided that it would be best to consult a Biology teacher in the school. She also made fun of us for analyzing the whole Antichrist thing. Yeah, well, you can kiss my bum, Sully! Go play with your...cowboys! Yeah. I showed you...
In conclusion, it is really fun to over-analyze movies.
Hehe, we're awesome!
Oh yeah. And happy day of chocolate eating or whatever it is you do on this day. I plan on watching "Scrubs" later on. And having Wawa for dinner. Mmmm, hoagie goodness!