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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Matticus!

1. Matticus kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
2. Matticus is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as matticus.
4. Matticus cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
5. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and matticus.
6. Baskin Robbins once made matticus flavoured ice cream.
7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain matticus!
8. If you drop matticus from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
9. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like matticus.
10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but matticus can not.