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[superneo]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Matticus!

1. Matticus kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
2. Matticus is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as matticus.
4. Matticus cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
5. A bride should wear something old, something new, something

Comments

[foreplayofrain]

i like the tenth one.

[superneo]

i like the idea of terrifying vampires, myself.

way to go, being mercury.