Friday night was one of the best (and most random) evenings ever. I rallied the troops, aka moni_poni, meagain716, and lost_on_a_hill and we flew down from Minneapolis to Northfield to see Al Franken speak at St. Olaf--all on one hour's notice and with no tickets/no idea how were were gonna get in but we were gonna make it happen one way or another. We ended up getting in no ( Read more... )

A lot of you know that I've been cruising freestuff a lot lately, and have learned about some pretty sweet deals. I don't want you to consider this as spam, but I know a lot of you like to get nice beauty/bath products, and I found a really nice LEGIT company that offers FREE full sized items that smell heavenly.

( i swear this will be the best thing ever )

I just spent the last two hours of my evening (1 hour convo, 1 hour dinner) discussing Russian cultural heritage with Stuart Gibson. He's the director of the UNESCO Hermitage Project in St. Petersburg. He was in town discussing the Iraqi cultural/art crisis (press release stolen from Carleton here), but he came to Carleton and St. Olaf to talk with ( Read more... )

It is my son, Ichthyander. As a young boy, he contracted an incurable lung disease. In a desperate attempt to save him, I replaced his lungs with the gills of a shark. This risky operation was a success.

And THAT, my friends, is why Amphibian Man wins as the best B-Movie EVER.
( Pics, so you can witness the awesomeness for yourselves )

moni_poni, meagain716, and lost_on_a_hill are the best friends a girl could have.

Because those are the friends who go with you to see nearly naked dancing men. *ahem*

BEST BELATED BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER!!!!

*runs off, giggling madly*

ETA: BAAACCCKK!! OMG I GOT TWO DANCES, A KISS AND AN AUTOGRAPH FROM THE HOTTEST CHIPPENDALE THERE (who happened to be hot and sexy and wore ( Read more... )

This post is random. But I assure you, this movie is real. And coming to a theater near you.

Coming in 2006

SNAKES ON A PLANE

Starring: Samuel L. Jackson

There are motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane, motherfuckers ( Read more... )