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[super_hentai]

In honor of my new book, "Icha Icha Ecchi" (coming out next week *waggles brows*) .I have decided to offer my fans a chance to have their WILDEST dreams fulfilled. So the next six people who comment will get a SUPER ERO-SENNIN SPECIAL! I will write a smut drabble for you with any pairing/threesome/situation you wish! For participating in this

Comments

[orochimaru_ftw]

Why....are they....on the cover?

[super_hentai]

A marketing ploy due to fangirl requests.

[orochimaru_ftw]

Is it false advertising or are they actually involved?

[super_hentai]

You'd have to read the book... You know I wouldn't reveal anything!

[slobberymongrel]

Is that a vampire or a swampthing?

[super_hentai]

I believe it is supposed to be Sasuke. At least that's what the screaming fangirl said.

[slobberymongrel]

Here I thought he was human all this time. I suppose the hair should've tipped me off. It simply couldnt be humanoid.

[super_hentai]

Oh, he's human. that form was just a gift from my teammate.

[super_hentai]

I write erotic literature for the whole family!

[super_hentai]

AH! I believe we may have to talk over lunch and Playboy some time. I am always interested in larger...things

[ghostofhayapast]

...Jiraiya-sama?...

[super_hentai]

Hello? and who might you be? a fan perhaps? I can give you an autographed copy!

[ghostofhayapast]

No, I'm Gekkou Hayate, a shinobi from Konoha....I was just surprised to see you here......Though if Genma shows up, I can give that copy to him as a present....

[super_hentai]

Hayate... *frowns* wait..aren't you dead?

[emoing]

Oh I just hate you.

((OOc: OH CHRIST, I WAS LINKED TO THIS, DAMN YOU. AHAHAHAHAH))

[super_hentai]

Why would you hate me? I am loved by all! save women in onsens

(OOC:I'm a retard >.>)

[emoing]

Consider me a gross exception. I bet they feel the same way as I do.

((OOc: B-but I love retards? ;__; *snuggles*))

[super_hentai]

I am a Sannin boy and you WILL show me respect! and how's that?

( OOC:*clings to* Weawy?)