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[super_hentai]

In honor of my new book, "Icha Icha Ecchi" (coming out next week *waggles brows*) .I have decided to offer my fans a chance to have their WILDEST dreams fulfilled. So the next six people who comment will get a SUPER ERO-SENNIN SPECIAL! I will write a smut drabble for you with any pairing/threesome/situation you wish! For participating in this

Comments

[orochimaru_ftw]

Why....are they....on the cover?

[super_hentai]

A marketing ploy due to fangirl requests.

[orochimaru_ftw]

Is it false advertising or are they actually involved?

[super_hentai]

You'd have to read the book... You know I wouldn't reveal anything!

[orochimaru_ftw]

I'm not buying it. I'm not promoting your perversion.

[super_hentai]

But I thought you LIKED my perversion! *smirks*

[orochimaru_ftw]

Oh ha ha. I've never bought any of your books.

[super_hentai]

Maru...*clutches chest in mock pain* I'm hurt...and here I thought you liked me for my dirty mind! ILLUSIONS SHATTERED!

[orochimaru_ftw]

There are naked women involved.

[super_hentai]

...its all the ssame if you close your eyes

[orochimaru_ftw]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S NOOOOOOOOOT! >|

I should kill you for that comment.

[super_hentai]

Why? *blinks*

[orochimaru_ftw]

Because it's not the same.

[super_hentai]

To me it is. Sex is sex.

[orochimaru_ftw]

But you're not gay. You're not even straight. You can't really understand my feelings on the matter.

[super_hentai]

...I guess not. There is alot I don't understand