Oh man. This is too awesome, you guys.

The departments of math, physics, and computer science at my school are having a mixer.

The theme is awkwardness.

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Sister: Wanna hear my great idea for a reality show?
Me: Is it that you have to lose a lot of weight while becoming a famous chef?
Sister: No. It's making Michael Steele and Joe Biden live

SO. RANDOM.

And does anybody else think it's weird that when they play "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" on the radio (whose chorus contains the line, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"), they bleep out the word "god" instead of "damn"?

( Okay, now onto some old-ish teacher quotes. )

Mr History Teacher: You won't learn unless you want to learn. Don't you think what I'm telling you is interesting? I think this is interesting.
Noah: You're a teacher.
Mr History Teacher: I hope so.

( And other deep statements )

As per your requests (Oh, I love saying that), Toothpaste is now posted at books_freckles and afamilyaffair.

And by the time you read this update, Vanilla-Scented Smoke will be all up at FA. (However, I fail at life, cos, see, I won't be able to finish the sequel within the next two days, even if I lock myself up in my room and don't eat anything ( Read more... )