"Have you ever wondered if humans aren't the most sophisticated creatures on planet Earth?"

"Huh?"

"Well, have you?"

"No."

"Well I have. What if we aren't? What if humans aren't the most sophisticated creatures on Earth?"

"...But we are the most sophisticated creatures on Earth."

"You say that with such certainty, but what if we aren't?"

"...I knew I ( Read more... )

Not with a Bang but a Whimper

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Oh, it may not be the end of the world as you know it, but for me and a billion other people on the planet it is.

Today my world is irrevocably changed. Something has happened that separates every experience I have ever had from every experience I ever will have. Things will never ( Read more... )

(if you can figure out what's going on in this little story before the end, then kudos to you. Because I promise it isn't just that I'm on an acid trip or something.)
"Hello," says she, blue eyes bright in this dark silver room.

Hello, he says back.

She smiles. "Come along," she says, "You're nearly there, and there is so much to do, and you've got so ( Read more... )

So I've got this crazy epic angsty story in my head that I'm currently writing out in fanfiction form over on ff.net because I've got enough of a following over there that it would actually get read.  And this is sort of a way to write a rough draft while I work out my epic. One day I'd still like to write it out in all it's tragic glory, but for ( Read more... )

I don’t’ know why I’m trying to write this right now; I can’t see straight. Obviously I’m about to have a migraine. Hopefully the medicine will kick in and it won’t be so bad. If there are huge typos in this know that it is because I can’t see half of what I’m typing. Everything on the right side of my vision is grainy.
A fictional short-story.

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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is an actual conversation in my house one saturday morning, between myself, my mom, and my little brother, Trey. In our defense, we have aboslutely NO carpet in our house, so we normally use a broom and mop.  Written like a stage play. Enjoy.

The Epic of the Vacuum Cleaner

MOM and MEGAN are in the kitchen. MOM is ( Read more... )