So still reading Breaking Fail and hoping at some point Bella will finally die and this will all be a bad dream. Of course, no such fucking luck because we have to stretch this bullshit out until it's unbearable. I've gone through several chapters and had more than a few fake-outs for actual action to take place or something Interesting to happen. ( Read more... )

Okay... I've started trying to get through Breaking Fail again. It's been a year since I looked at this thing, but it's not hard to go diving back into it, honestly. The whole thing treats you like you're a fucking moron.
( click to read the degradation of my sanity )

REPEAT OFFENDER.

Actually, I sort of hesitate at "offender" in this case since it's Twilight, but who cares? Twilight gets a pseudo upgrade with Bella being less whiny, bitchy, sullen, manipulative, whorish than usual and instead opts for a new cheery attitude to rival Alice. Especially on her birthday! WOW! And I must give props to the suethor for ( Read more... )

okay, so I made did the page, but the main page doesn't want to update, so this is what you get.

TWILIGHT CHAPTER ONE!

Ever since Twilight came out and the fandom blew up into this very loud and very obnoxious contingent of little more than pubescent teenage girls and their mothers, I've looked upon it all with a degree of cynicism and disgust. I didn't really bother with the books because it looked like some sort of stupid series by a stupid author who just ( Read more... )