My project this season is to collect the weirdest holiday sales pitches, i.e., the ones that have to stretch the most to associate themselves with any of the possible Fall and Winter holidays. So far I have:
Buddhist teacher selling "holiday" cards to somehow assist children in African country
"Celebrate and give thanks all week in EverQuest® with
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It's got to be that time again. The crisp air, the evergreen smells, the approaching drums of advertising... Could it be, already? Is it upon us so soon? Why yes! It's time once again for the annual
If I get one more of those GIVE THE GIFT OF DEATH & DISMEMBERMENT INSURANCE! or LAST CHANCE TO SHOW YOU CARE WITH AN ARBY'S GIFT CERTIFICATE or ORDER TODAY FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY OF NO-LEAKS-MLADY BEDPANS I may... just... become
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