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On the twelfth day of Christmas, substitute sent to me...

Twelve kooks drumming
Eleven burritos piping
Ten bathos a-leaping
Nine pataphysics dancing
Eight trainwrecks a-milking
Seven borges a-rollerbalding
Six perversions a-cooking
Five aqu-u-u-uarius records
Four william gaddis
Three macdonald harris
Two unironic pleasures
...and a brecht in a taxonomy.