• There is a nest of baby scorpions living in the left side of my sinuses. So-called "medical professionals" tell me it's the common cold, but I know better. No little virus could cause this throbbing ache, effusion of mucus, and spasmodically weak jaw muscle. I expect them to burst through my left eye socket and wave their happy claws at the sun ( Read more... )

I shouldn't complain because I'm already mostly over the damned thing after 24 hours and it's not the Flu-Bola™ that everyone else got, but rhinoviruses are overrrated. No sir, I don't like it. Snurfle.

COMFORT ME DAMNIT

Actually a pot of green jasmine tea and a largish glass of Barenjager have done a lot to make life bearable.