Giles: Josephus du Lac was buried here. He belonged to a religious sect that was excommunicated by the Vatican at the turn of the century.

Buffy: Excommunicated *and* sent to Sunnydale. There's a guy big with the sinning.

Giles: You remember the book that was stolen from the library by a vampire a few weeks ago?

Buffy: Yeah.

Giles: It ( Read more... )

DAWN VOICEOVER: Nobody knows who I am. Not the real me. It's like, nobody cares enough to find out. I mean, does anyone ever ask *me* what I want to do with my life? Or what my opinion is on stuff? Or what restaurant to order in from? No. Underline. Exclamation point. Exclamation point, exclamation point. No one understands. No one has an older ( Read more... )

Anya: In case we need 'em, I'm getting more of all the things you stole.

Willow: I didn't - why do you do that?

Anya: What?

Willow: You're so rude! I mean, sure, at first, ex-demon, doesn't know the rules. Well, you been here forever. Learn the rules.

Anya: Rules are stupid.
Willow: Great, whatever. I just thought you might be interested in ( Read more... )

WILLOW: It is nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smoochies!

BUFFY: Have you dropped any hints?

WILLOW: I've dropped anvils.

~~BtVS 2x15 “Phases”~~

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Cordelia: Hi. Sorry to interrupt your little undead playgroup, but I need to ask Willow if she'll help me with my science fair project.

Willow: It's a fruit.

Cordelia: I would've asked Chris to help me, but then that would've brought back too many memories of Daryl.

Willow: I found it! Meredith Todd died in a car accident last week.

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WILLOW: By the way, are we hoping to find a body, or no body?

XANDER: Call me an optimist, but I'm hoping to find a fortune in gold doubloons.

GILES: Um, body would mean flesh-eating demon, no body would point towards the, uh, army of zombies thing. Take your pick, really.

~~BtVS 2x02 “Some Assembly Required”~~

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Xander : Hey, Will. Mom let you in?

Willow : She seemed cranky.

Xander : Yeah. We're having a little landlord-tenant dispute, So I'm withholding rent. An effective, and might I add, thrifty tactic.

Willow : How come? (She sits on the arm of the couch.)

Xander : She won't let me put a lock on my door. I suspect she's afraid I'll start ( Read more... )

BUFFY: Now, this guy shows up two days ago, right? Right around the same time my bestest new little sister makes the scene.

GILES: You think he and Faith are connected?

BUFFY: Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in: coincidence and leprechauns.
GILES: Well, Buffy, it's entirely possible that they both arrived here by chance ( Read more... )

Willow: Thanks for having me over, Buffy. Especially on a school night and all.

Buffy: No problem. Hey, sorry about your fish.

Willow: Oh, it's okay. We hadn't really had time to bond yet. Although for the first time I'm glad my parents didn't let me have a puppy.

~~Buffy Episode #29: "Passion" ~~

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Veruca : You have a cage?

Oz : Don't you?

Veruca : Uh, yeah. Has a little wheel with a plastic ball And a cute little bell in it. God! Somebody's domesticated the hell out of you.

Oz : It's my choice. I don't wanna hurt anybody.

Veruca : Maybe. Or maybe you just don't wanna admit what happened to you. Maybe you just wanna pretend like you're a ( Read more... )