Over in thequestionclub, riotfairy posts a question. She asks, "I'm going grocery shopping in the morning and I need a diet-friendly grocery list. Help?"

Cue coflower's entrance. She goes on a bit of a tirade about DIEting. You see, she comes from a family of non-fatties, and she learned everything she knows about diet from her weight-obsessed anorexic step-mother!

brokensemaphore sums it ( Read more... )

coflower thinks dieting is bad.

http://community.livejournal.com/thequestionclub/22392001.html?thread=466264769#t466264769

In which coflower shows, yet again, what an insane bitch she is by jumping all over someone who wants to help an abused dog.

EDIT: This is not the first time that she's been featured here for being batshit. (I think there are others... something about screensavers, and another about fat people?)

Ah, here they are:

Wanting a 'life-tan', bitching about ( Read more... )

I know how much you guys love racism Stupid. I mean, nothing brings this community together in a spirit of kindness, understanding, and brotherhood quite like it.

So, I bring you coflower, and her ardent wish for a "life-tan" like the one Karnythia sports every day.

"I realized while typing this up that I do remember that you have the life tan I wish I had ( Read more... )

coflower doesn't seem to like the word "sammiches". It's a perfectly cromulent word, but it seems to send her off into fits of anger-ridden comments.

Not once, but twice! In food_porn, a poor hapless poster happens to use the word "sammiches" in a post. Eagerly awaiting an opportunity to malign Rachael Ray, our dear coflower jumps in the fray ( Read more... )