I've been absent for a bit but I checked back to see if this had been posted. If it was and I missed it, I clearly am a horrible person worthy of beatings.

ANYWHO.

A pretty routine post is made in bad_sex. Blahblah someone walked in on us blahblah boring 15 year old sex life shit. However, it was this excerpt that caught my eye ( Read more... )

EDIT: D'oh! It's f-locked.  Stupid=me!
EDIT 2: I just got banned from there for my comments!  Boo!

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Normally, I skim quickly through a lot of the communities that I'm in, especially if there are a lot of members. I'm more inclined to pay attention to a post that gets a large amount of comments; imagine my surprise when I'm looking through bad_sex, where the comments usually don't top 50, and here's this thread with over 200 comments. Sweet.

Apparently, hereiwontlie ( Read more... )

I'm not making this up. This is a direct copy-paste off bad_sex.

( Cut for horrific grammar. And sex, but mostly horrific grammar. )

_paroxysm_ posts to bad_sex how her boyfriend woke her in the middle of the night for a bit of lovin'.
Things are along nicely until:

Then I remembered the site I came across in his history when I was being a nosy girl on his computer earlier. Yes, I know it was awful of me to be prying into his private stuff but.. eh.. I couldn't help myself /= I still feel ( Read more... )

In bad_sex, btrflysgrbaby makes a post in which she talks about having bad sex because a dip in the gym pool seems to have resulted in a bout of vaginal dryness and chlorinated penis.

That does indeed suck.

She then goes on to say:

Eventually, we did both orgasm, but grrr... I need to lodge a complaint with the gym.

Oh God lady, please tell me you're kidding.

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