I'm sorry, I don't speak idiot.

[sugarcane_moon]

I'm not making this up. This is a direct copy-paste off bad_sex.



bad sex is ......

so ther this girl name Corn. she' just my frie, you unders. but one day we got crunk togethe. thin star get hot and heavy. we both horn, too. so we make out. i start hump her leg. she gets the pictur. she gets naked. i get naked. she smell down ther. but i'm horn as hell. so i penet her. and bam! prem ejac. so we keep goin. she smell to high heav now. but i'm still horn and heavy. fina i blast my hot wet rope of cum onto her face. turn out she has a boyfrien. and he kicks my ass. damn. mora don' fuck your frie. no matt what. damn!

...Riiiiight. So we being the snarky bastards we are, we all decided to make fun of this person, causing him to edit his post as such:

EDIT: i'm not a trol. i just made a mist and fuck my frie. is that so hard to beli? some girl do find me sexy.

EDIT: you guys are fuckin inse. i type this way for a reason. bast. shou we focu on my stor?

Is it REALLY so hard to just...type out the whole word? I mean, I know people who don't even speak English well and they type far better than this.