Okay, here it is as promised. A sort-of follow-up to I'm Not the Kinda Boy to Kiss and Tell, starring Clark, Jason...and Lex. I have NO idea how my Lex voice is, so feel free to laugh at me or...whatever. Ack.

Title: A Little Discipline Can (Fuck You Up Inside)
Fandom: Smallville
Characters: Jason/Clark/Lex
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: slutty!drunken! ( Read more... )

Title: One For the Money
Author: keepaofthecheez
Characters: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1, 025
Disclaimer: No.
Summary: Porny interlude in the new otp ‘verse. No real plot development! Sowwy!
Notes: For estrella30, who prompted me with "dirty blowjobs" earlier this morning. And thanks to merepersiflage for the lightning-speed beta!

( Sometimes, Jensen could be a bit of a slut. )

Okay, I'm trying to get myself back in the Wincest groove of writing, yes? Therefore, I had to dip my toe in ever-so-slightly and MAKE THEM ANGSTY AND SAD AND UNHAPPY AND MELANCHOLY...pick your SAT word.

Anyway. This is short and not-so-sweet. Enjoy!

Title: Maybe You’re Better Off This Way
Characters: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: m/m slash, ( Read more... )

Okay, I said I was gonna do it, and I did. Here's a little over 2000 words of Clark/Jason PWP. Um...I've obviously never written in this fandom, so I'd love to hear about how much I totally (probably) fucked it up. Hee. Oh wait, I forgot. No one's gonna read this because there's no LEX. Ah well, maybe next time! *wibbles*

Should I even cross-post ( Read more... )

This is what happens when my friends email me kick-ass, half-written porny plot bunnies and expect ME to finish them. AND EXPECT IT TO BE GOOD. \0/

Title: It's a Publicity Thing
Author/s: poisontaster and keepaofthecheez
Characters: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1, 486
Disclaimer: We own nothing. It's sad.
Summary: "It's a publicity thing. Virile young male star ( Read more... )

Title: It’s Not the Way You Think That Turns Me On
Characters: Smallville!Jensen/GilmoreGirls!Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5, 563
Disclaimer: No.
Summary: Next installment in the new otp ‘verse.
Notes: This fic would like to thank la_folle_allure for making sure it didn’t suck. *hugs and naked Jensen*

(  So, Jensen asked him to come to Vancouver. )

Title: Dive In and Show Me Your Depth
Characters: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2, 231
Warnings: pointless nookie and schmoop.
Disclaimer: I own my insanity. That is all.
Summary: Jensen wants to prove he’s not the pretty one.

(  People always called Jensen the Pretty One. )

Okay, so, this is basically all Jensen's fault for being such an abnormally pretty person. And nymeria's, for being an enabling bitch/beta.

This falls in the Jared's cracked-out dreamfic series, between The Inner-Workings of Jared’s Mind Are an Enigma & Jared’s Mind is (Still) An Enigma, for those who keep up. Or whatever.

ANYWAY.

( Here's a Jared, there's a Jared, and another little Jared, horny Jared, funny Jared, Jared, Jared, CRACK. )

Okay, so deirdre_c is a rock star and gave me the AWESOME 5 things prompt of "5 voicemails (new otp 'verse**) Jensen left Jared", and I kinda cheated and made it into "5 voicemails Jensen left Jared, but deleted before Jared could hear them".

And then nymeria demanded 5 voicemails Jared never left Jensen, and I said okay, only Jared would totally accidentally ( Read more... )

This is dedicated to my one true love, rachel_shanz, who sadly seems to have caught my emo from the past few weeks and is having a rough time of it. The only real cure for what ails her is porn, you know. So I tried to write some. Er, "tried" being the key word.

Title: You Want to Put That Where?
Characters: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2, 655
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