5 Things Prompts: New OTP 'verse centric
Okay, so deirdre_c is a rock star and gave me the AWESOME 5 things prompt of "5 voicemails (new otp 'verse**) Jensen left Jared", and I kinda cheated and made it into "5 voicemails Jensen left Jared, but deleted before Jared could hear them".
And then nymeria demanded 5 voicemails Jared never left Jensen, and I said okay, only Jared would totally accidentally send the damn things anyway.
Five Voicemail Messages Jensen Left Jared (but deleted before Jared, you know, heard them)--
1. You got Jared. Do your thing at the beep and I’ll get back to you.
“Yeah, um, this is Jensen. Ackles? We met at Tom’s and got drunk together…okay, we fucked. Yeah. Surprise. Anyway, I’m not pregnant or anything - heh - but um, look. I got your number from Mikey and just wanted to…just wanted to call and say. Hell. I don’t know. Thanks? Fuck, you probably don’t even remember…how the hell do you delete this shit…”
2. You got Jared. Do your thing at the beep and I’ll get back to you.
“Jared. Jensen Ackles. I’m staying at the Hilton in the Hills, room 204, in case you didn’t get my note. Just wondering if you’d be interested in…whatever. I’ll be here ‘til the end of the month. Just um, hit me up. If you wanna talk or whatever. Whatever.”
3. You got Jared. Do your thing at the beep and I’ll get back to you.
“Your friend Chad is a jackass, man. Jus’ a total jackass. Why do you like that guy? Huh? No, I ain’t drunk you gigantic motherfucker, so don’ even start. I hate that guy, Jay. I think…I think he might be the devil. I’d know - I went to church a lot. Here’s the thing. Stop looking at him, man. Stop touching him. It pisses me off. You wanna touch something, I gotta perfec-perfectly good dick right here in Vancouver. Get your skinny ass on a plane. Don’t touch Chad. Damn it.”
4. You got Jared. Do your thing at the beep and I’ll get back to you.
“Yeah, fuck you. It’s not like you ever check this goddamn thing anyway. Like keepin’ in touch with a damn brick wall. With a better ass. Anyway, I haven’t heard from you in awhile…seeing what your plans are for this network deal coming up. Thought maybe we could hook up or whatever. Later.”
5. You got Jared. Do your thing at the beep and I’ll get back to you.
“I found a bug in my shower this morning. Fucking huge. I named it Jared and then stomped its guts out. Know why? Because the fucker doesn’t answer his phone.”
Five Voicemail Messages Jared Left Jensen (and tried to delete them, but pushed the wrong button. Oops.)--
1. You've reached Jensen, and I’m not around at the moment. If it’s important, call my agent. He has no life. Later.
“Hi, Jensen. This is Jared Padalecki…PaDAlecki, not Pala…god. Okay. Did that actually happen last night? You know, that thing on Tom’s bed where you kinda…and I kinda…with my dick…oh, God. Call me?”
2. You've reached Jensen, and I’m not around at the moment. If it’s important, call my agent. He has no life. Later.
“Jensen, it’s Jared Padalecki again. Ignore that last message. It definitely happened.”
3. You've reached Jensen, and I’m not around at the moment. If it’s important, call my agent. He has no life. Later.
“Hi, Jen. God, um, this is a little…heh…awkward. But you left some underwear in my apartment and, well, do you want me to mail them back? Okay, I really just wanted to see what you were doing. I don’t have your underwear.”
4. You've reached Jensen, and I’m not around at the moment. If it’s important, call my agent. He has no life. Later.
“This is getting ridiculous, dude. I’m not a fucking chick, all right? I’m not gonna keep calling your agent and telling him to tell you to call me. I’m not. So you can just ignore the message I just left him, because that was before I made the decision to ignore your ass. Anyway. Oh, and stop fucking smoking. It gives you yellow teeth. God.”
5. You've reached Jensen, and I’m not around at the moment. If it’s important, call my agent. He has no life. Later.
“What are you wearing?”
Others are coming, I just wanted to get these out of the way since they're the only new otp 'verse prompts.
Enjoy! Or just mock me relentlessly...that's cool, too.
** If you have no idea what the new OTP 'verse is, click my tag of the same name.
And then nymeria demanded 5 voicemails Jared never left Jensen, and I said okay, only Jared would totally accidentally send the damn things anyway.
Five Voicemail Messages Jensen Left Jared (but deleted before Jared, you know, heard them)--
1. You got Jared. Do your thing at the beep and I’ll get back to you.
“Yeah, um, this is Jensen. Ackles? We met at Tom’s and got drunk together…okay, we fucked. Yeah. Surprise. Anyway, I’m not pregnant or anything - heh - but um, look. I got your number from Mikey and just wanted to…just wanted to call and say. Hell. I don’t know. Thanks? Fuck, you probably don’t even remember…how the hell do you delete this shit…”
2. You got Jared. Do your thing at the beep and I’ll get back to you.
“Jared. Jensen Ackles. I’m staying at the Hilton in the Hills, room 204, in case you didn’t get my note. Just wondering if you’d be interested in…whatever. I’ll be here ‘til the end of the month. Just um, hit me up. If you wanna talk or whatever. Whatever.”
3. You got Jared. Do your thing at the beep and I’ll get back to you.
“Your friend Chad is a jackass, man. Jus’ a total jackass. Why do you like that guy? Huh? No, I ain’t drunk you gigantic motherfucker, so don’ even start. I hate that guy, Jay. I think…I think he might be the devil. I’d know - I went to church a lot. Here’s the thing. Stop looking at him, man. Stop touching him. It pisses me off. You wanna touch something, I gotta perfec-perfectly good dick right here in Vancouver. Get your skinny ass on a plane. Don’t touch Chad. Damn it.”
4. You got Jared. Do your thing at the beep and I’ll get back to you.
“Yeah, fuck you. It’s not like you ever check this goddamn thing anyway. Like keepin’ in touch with a damn brick wall. With a better ass. Anyway, I haven’t heard from you in awhile…seeing what your plans are for this network deal coming up. Thought maybe we could hook up or whatever. Later.”
5. You got Jared. Do your thing at the beep and I’ll get back to you.
“I found a bug in my shower this morning. Fucking huge. I named it Jared and then stomped its guts out. Know why? Because the fucker doesn’t answer his phone.”
Five Voicemail Messages Jared Left Jensen (and tried to delete them, but pushed the wrong button. Oops.)--
1. You've reached Jensen, and I’m not around at the moment. If it’s important, call my agent. He has no life. Later.
“Hi, Jensen. This is Jared Padalecki…PaDAlecki, not Pala…god. Okay. Did that actually happen last night? You know, that thing on Tom’s bed where you kinda…and I kinda…with my dick…oh, God. Call me?”
2. You've reached Jensen, and I’m not around at the moment. If it’s important, call my agent. He has no life. Later.
“Jensen, it’s Jared Padalecki again. Ignore that last message. It definitely happened.”
3. You've reached Jensen, and I’m not around at the moment. If it’s important, call my agent. He has no life. Later.
“Hi, Jen. God, um, this is a little…heh…awkward. But you left some underwear in my apartment and, well, do you want me to mail them back? Okay, I really just wanted to see what you were doing. I don’t have your underwear.”
4. You've reached Jensen, and I’m not around at the moment. If it’s important, call my agent. He has no life. Later.
“This is getting ridiculous, dude. I’m not a fucking chick, all right? I’m not gonna keep calling your agent and telling him to tell you to call me. I’m not. So you can just ignore the message I just left him, because that was before I made the decision to ignore your ass. Anyway. Oh, and stop fucking smoking. It gives you yellow teeth. God.”
5. You've reached Jensen, and I’m not around at the moment. If it’s important, call my agent. He has no life. Later.
“What are you wearing?”
Others are coming, I just wanted to get these out of the way since they're the only new otp 'verse prompts.
Enjoy! Or just mock me relentlessly...that's cool, too.
** If you have no idea what the new OTP 'verse is, click my tag of the same name.