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New revised color names to come from Crayola.
black should be "once you go black..."
"Gem-Sweater Gold."
"Dead Lilacs On Your Mom's Grave Purple."
"It's Gray not Grey."
piss-shade of yellow can be "Drink More Water."
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Left Coast calling.
I love Detroit, but even a kid growing up in a candy store starts wondering what's up with all this buzz surrounding 'iced cream,' and whether he might step out for a minute and grab a cone. -
Jews!
I am on an insane kick with my Jewsman Jewser Junior. I got the hookup on that discount fruit, and have been happily blending cup by delicious cup from a selection of orange/lemon, apple, kiwi, strawberry, and even some juice from a fruit I have yet to name. It was pink with black round seeds, sound familiar? What's a papaya look like? Guava? Fuck ( Read more... ) -
Oh, shadow boxer, I think you, have met your match.
www.geocities.com/jesustheiguana/
That's the only attempt I've ever made at a website, and I'm pretty sure that's seriously 7th grade. Guaranteed middle school. Awesome. I cannot believe that geocities stored that crap for all this time. i just had to reactivate it by figuring out what email i use dback then then what my yahoousername was then ( Read more... ) -
Dear Livejournal: Lest we forget..
Oh, for the days when LJ was cool and you had like secret accounts and stuff, and had to TWIST your ex's arm to get her available friend code. Yeah, that's right friend's codes invite only that's how we rolled. Now that I have no job but the internets I hope to return to the days of witty relevent posts containing observations of my day-to-day life ( Read more... ) -
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www.myspace.com/strikew3st
Slowly trudging towards the future;
mainly kicking, not so much screaming. -
Omar and Cedric walk in a bar, and William S Burroughs is the bartender,see? And then he says...
First steps basics rope. She is wants or ropes how play jazzlearn in your placelearn where and when speakwhen in ( Read more... ) -
I AM SHOE SALESMAN. WHAT DO YOU WEAR, LIKE A SIX?
Today I am working at Lift Footwear at 11 and Main in Royal Oak. I feel so hip, tapping away at my Macintosh computer, listening to iTunes, looking at Myspace ( Read more... ) -
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Lots of new things going about, got a full time job assembling magnetic float level probes at a place called Ametek at 15/Crooks. It's sweet, 6 am-2:30 M-F. I enjoy it a lot, people are super fucking cool, laid-back environment, benefits, etc. Still keeping at K-Mart, for the time being two paychecks won't kill me exactly. I doubt I'll be at that ( Read more... ) -
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Well, I ridiculous amount of events are going on- and going off for that matter- at this time of my life. I don't feel the need to relate them, because if you know you know.
In somewhat unrelated news, I am quite 21.