Jews!
I am on an insane kick with my Jewsman Jewser Junior. I got the hookup on that discount fruit, and have been happily blending cup by delicious cup from a selection of orange/lemon, apple, kiwi, strawberry, and even some juice from a fruit I have yet to name. It was pink with black round seeds, sound familiar? What's a papaya look like? Guava? Fuck it, it's a snozzberry!