Fic: Fight-O Harry Potter [R]

[storyteller]

Fandoms: HP and PoT.
Title: FIGHT-O, HARRY POTTER!
Rating: R.
Warnings: Don't click if you a hater of crack, yo. Actually, you probably shouldn't read this at all.
Author Notes: tHiS iS cLeArLy ThE gReAtEsT tHiNg I'vE eVeR wRiTtEn. ^__^

Comments

[oscurotrophic]

Oh. Wow.

[mananeh]

"Ugh, don't mention het around Ore-sama," Atobe interjects magnificently. Everything about him, actually, is magnificent. "Throw her out of my bar, Kabaji."

I loved that bit.

"YOU FUCKING TRAITORS!!!" Mrs. Black shrieks from the tavern wall. "YOU ARE WORSE THAN MUDBLOODS!!! YOU DESERVE TO HAVE BURNING WIRES SHOVED UP YOUR URETHEAS!!!"

I laughed. A lot. There were tears. And strange looks from people nearby...

The description of the Death-By-Love was fantabulously POT, by the way - like Tezuka's Dinosaurs...:P

T'was crack of the highest quality m'dear!

[suicide_details]

I think a small part of my brain died after reading this. So fucking hilarious. XD

[won_ting]

h!!!fjk!@~gfklsj@$vkwtf!!hfjdks@!!~hf@

dead. XP

[shera_girl89]

well that's about all the crack I can take today lol