Fandom: Naruto
Title: Pickup no Jutsu
Rating: R
Pairings: Naruto/(Sasuke, Neji, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Itachi)
Warnings: Last part has spoilers for recent manga (Chapter 402), Old Guys/Teen Naruto, dubious consent, implied incest, bad writing.
Summary: The five worst pickup lines Naruto's ever heard.
A/N: I've been writing this is very small, drunken
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