Zombie Invasion!!!

May 15, 2007 13:35

Just got this email about the zombie-fest fun that goes on occassionally. I will DEFINITELY try to be there this time!! Yay, zombies! ^_____^

Zombie Wrangler to undisclosed-re.

Hello friends,
I write to warn you of an impending disaster brewing in San Francisco
and other fine cities this month. According to my calculations, the
necessary conditions for a zombie outbreak will all click into place on
Friday, May 25 sometime around 6pm.

If you remember the carnage resulting from the previous zombie outbreaks
you know what to do: Avoid being anywhere near downtown San Francisco on
Friday the 25th, and tell all your friends to do the same. Stock up on
emergency supplies and do not leave your homes.

As details emerge I will send further dispatches.
You may also want to keep an eye on http://eatbrains.com for updates.

May G-d have mercy on all of us!

--Zombie Wrangler, Containment Specialist

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