Who: apathetic_seal. Crimson Lion Employees, and you!
What: Just another day at the Crimson Lion.
When: Anytime today.
Where: Crimson Lion.
Warnings: Shenanigans. Prose or action tags are both perfectly fine. Feel free to threadjack.

( There's a seat right over here. Would you like a drink? )

Who: Basch armorumvigiles, and YOU
What: Basch attempts to insult people poorly, probably will devolve into smalltalk as he tries to find out what to insult about you...
When: NOW
Where: YOUR ROOOOM
Warnings: HONOR

( It's quite difficult to find something to insult about someone, really... )

Who: redeyeknight and YOU
What: Just wormholed in Shadow form; nothing big... sorta.
When: Evening
Where: Hallways
Warnings: Violence is inevitable

( I will fear no evil )

Who: Gwendolyn and YOU
What: Gwendolyn's arrival goes... badly.
When: Early evening sometime.
Where: The new arrivals/the adjacent hallways and (possibly) a men's bathroom.
Warnings: Just an armed Valkyrie, robots trying to subdue her and fire-retardant suppression foam...

( and it doesn't even cover what happened when they gave her the fish )