The word 'specialist' is debatable

[armorumvigiles]

Who: Basch armorumvigiles, and YOU
What: Basch attempts to insult people poorly, probably will devolve into smalltalk as he tries to find out what to insult about you...
When: NOW
Where: YOUR ROOOOM
Warnings: HONOR

Comments

I am doing this as an excuse to use this icon

[11ady]

[she slips on her way out of the shower; hurriedly putting her dripping her hair up in a towel and throwing a bathrobe on]

[damn, she just got off another sixteen hour shift and taking a shower in not-vodka is something she really appreciates after along day, bro; what gives?]

[also, do you not know how to use a doorbell? 8|]

This better be good.

[that's not a politically happy face opening the door; nope]

lmfao what is Basch's life

[armorumvigiles]

[AS IF THIS JOB COULD BE ANY MORE EMBARRASSING

He knocked!! He knocked, okay!!! The usually-stoic knight freezes up for just a moment upon seeing Une come out in a bathrobe, takes a step back (as if distancing is the polite thing to do), and says a hasty:]

I did not expect you to answer the door in such a state-- I apologize.

[wow so much for insulting]

idek dude /pats

[11ady]

[you're talking to someone who doesn't really view modesty as an issue so she's just standing there, water dripping from her hair under the towel, hands on her hips as the bathrobe hangs loosely around her baring a little cleavage]

Is there an emergency, Mr. Basch?

[armorumvigiles]

[He politely averts his gaze from her and gives himself more room, caring more about the fact that he intruded upon her time than the fact that he does, in fact, need to insult her.]

Nay, it was intended to be a part of my monthly job.

...But it seems I have chosen an inappropriate time.

[11ady]

[she takes no issue with him looking away but, truth of the matter, she would take no issue with him staring either; it was something she had grown accustomed to; she wore her skirts short for a reason, after all]

That's certainly an understatement. Pardon me for being irate but I was in the middle of something rather important. However, what's done is done. What's your mission and how may I assist?

[that just sounds wrong 8|]

[armorumvigiles]

[UNE WHY

He's not sure what 'middle of something important' entails, and politeness dictates that maybe he shouldn't ask.]

If you've other duties to perform, I would not ask you to tolerate mine.

Truth be told, I find the task unsavory.

[11ady]

[it's not intentional ._.

and no, Basch, "something important" is not...whatever it is you may be thinking 8|]

A difficult task? If it's not something that requires immediate attention, perhaps I can get back to you on the matter after I'm certain I've washed all the shampoo out of my hair.

[because that's important, Basch; really important]

[armorumvigiles]

Nay, my task is no time-consuming task, nor is it particularly important. However...

[He looks like he's going to sigh, but the sound never quite escapes his lips.]

I reiterate the fact that it is unpleasant.

[11ady]

I see. So you're certain you won't be needing any help?

[armorumvigiles]

I believe I could fulfill my quota at another residence, however...

[Ah, he might as well. He pauses, and then recites:]

"You have a nasty speech impediment....your foot."

[god that one is so awful]

[11ady]

Excuse me?

[what. what even. WHAT? ._.]

[armorumvigiles]

...I did warn you beforehand that the nature of my job is unsavory.

[11ady]

And what exactly is it, Mister Basch?

[armorumvigiles]

...An insult specialist. Not a glamorous title, I am aware.

[11ady]

[sighing]

It would seem not. Does that conclude your business here?