Comments | stop_panicking: [OPEN] Does anybody have any advice on how to hide a body?

11ady in stop_panicking

[OPEN] Does anybody have any advice on how to hide a body?

Jul 22, 2011 04:21

Who: Holmes (yes_mother_hen ), Une (11ady ), aaaand... YOU?!
What: Holmes and Une, getting themselves into a bit of trouble doing some detectiveworking! The Vogon Poery Slam judges have mysteriously gone missing for the past few weeks... HOLMES SMELLS A CASE. So does Une. FORCES OF JUSTICE, UNITE.
When: At the Vogon Poetry Judging...place.
Where: Today!
Warnings: Uh ( Read more... )

lady une, sherlock holmes (2009)

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yes_mother_hen July 21 2011, 20:26:04 UTC

[Toeing the alien a bit, unceremoniously-- he's not had the luxury of a comatose body in a while!]

...So. That was a largely fruitless little chat we had with this fellow, wasn't it.

11ady July 21 2011, 20:29:49 UTC

I think he was still trying to promote his book even as I fired on him.

yes_mother_hen July 21 2011, 20:37:37 UTC

One would think that the presence of weapons would incline the other towards a more favorable course of action.

[Rolls eyes.]

That said, all we know is that the disappearances of the former judges were premeditated. But that much was obvious.

...Now, what to do with the body.

11ady July 21 2011, 20:42:53 UTC

It's rather massive. We'll need to employ a vehicle of some sort. I'd call for a Mobile Suit but that would attract far too much attention.

[she spoke as if hiding bodies was the norm which it probably had been considering her previous tenure as an assassin]

Dragging would be difficult. Isn't there construction going on nearby? I wonder if they have a fork lift...

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holmes_blogger July 21 2011, 22:20:55 UTC

[John is walking around the ship, minding his own business, when he turns a corner and discovers this scene.]

... Is this the part where you tell me this isn't what it looks like?

yes_mother_hen July 21 2011, 23:41:45 UTC

[Holmes turns, ready to knock out whoever it is that's behind them--

--and notices that it's John, so he promptly stops and looks impatient.]

It's not what it looks like.

[Said blandly, as he moves towards the familiar figure and ushers him towards the unconscious body.]

Right on time, my good man. Have you any advice on how to move an unconscious alien?

11ady July 22 2011, 08:57:50 UTC

A friend of yours?

holmes_blogger July 22 2011, 16:00:20 UTC

[Nodding at the stranger as he's being pulled along with Holmes towards the alien.] Flatmates.

[He's eyeing the unconscious Vogon with some concern.]

I'd suggest a cart of some kind. I'm not sure even with three of us we'd be able to get very far.

Should I even ask what you've gotten yourself into now?

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