[OPEN] Does anybody have any advice on how to hide a body?

[11ady]

Who: Holmes (yes_mother_hen ), Une (11ady ), aaaand... YOU?!
What: Holmes and Une, getting themselves into a bit of trouble doing some detectiveworking! The Vogon Poery Slam judges have mysteriously gone missing for the past few weeks... HOLMES SMELLS A CASE. So does Une. FORCES OF JUSTICE, UNITE.
When: At the Vogon Poetry Judging...place.
Where: Today!
Warnings: Uh

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[yes_mother_hen]

[Toeing the alien a bit, unceremoniously-- he's not had the luxury of a comatose body in a while!]

...So. That was a largely fruitless little chat we had with this fellow, wasn't it.

[11ady]

I think he was still trying to promote his book even as I fired on him.

[yes_mother_hen]

One would think that the presence of weapons would incline the other towards a more favorable course of action.

[Rolls eyes.]

That said, all we know is that the disappearances of the former judges were premeditated. But that much was obvious.

...Now, what to do with the body.

[11ady]

It's rather massive. We'll need to employ a vehicle of some sort. I'd call for a Mobile Suit but that would attract far too much attention.

[she spoke as if hiding bodies was the norm which it probably had been considering her previous tenure as an assassin]

Dragging would be difficult. Isn't there construction going on nearby? I wonder if they have a fork lift...

[yes_mother_hen]

Mobile...Suit.

[TECHNOLOGY, UNE. He needs explanations regarding that, but he's not gonna ask-- there's a body to attend to, and technicalities can wait.]

...Are you suggesting that we infiltrate and make off with some sort of construction device, in order to hide a comatose body?

I say.

This almost makes us look like the villains.

[11ady]

It's the most logical course of action I can think of. Any other suggestions? Villainy was something I used to excel at. Good to know how a foe thinks when one is put in a difficult situation. After all, the solution may not lie within one's personal conventions.

[yes_mother_hen]

Ah. It seems we'll make a detective of you yet, my dear.

[He kneels near the body, his expression turning a bit more serious as he looks the body up and down.]

Convention is the biggest obstacle to innovation. One must never restrict their methods to the conventional.

[11ady]

Back home, I was hired for that very reason. A defiance of convention.

[smirks]

Though I do think they regretted it at certain points.

So our method...

Do you have any ideas that would involve a subtler course of action than hijacking and hotwiring a forklift?

[yes_mother_hen]

Subtle is so boring, don't you think?

[So he says, though he knows it's a stupid idea.]

But in any case, I'm ill-equipped to handle such machinery, and I'm sure we'd both find ourselves on the wanted list, if we were to do something of that scale. I wonder if the prisons here are as unceremonious as the ones in Scotland Yard.

[A shrug.]

In any case, one of us should stay here while the other finds something suitable.

[11ady]

[draws her gun]

I'll keep watch.

[and I'm assuming this is where we thread-hop to where Watson shows up; yay linking? c:]